Mackenzie Collins

Can I pet your dog?

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is August. She was born on April 24, 2000. That’s right, she just turned 20, making her the oldest known golden retriever in the world. She’s received so many good girl noggin pats over the years her color has been rubbed off. We’re giving Augie the incredibly rare... 15/10

[blink-182 @blink182]

Everyone wish @markhoppus a happy birthday! 🎂🎸

[📸 @fogagain]

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

this happens EVERY DAY and we’re just now hearing about it???

[Mackenzie Collins @Mackers_Collins]

@imGGhi What the actual fuck

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Here’s a good boy getting very excited about finally catching his ball. 14/10 please say you’re proud of him

[Mackenzie Collins @Mackers_Collins]

@maxgengen23 @MrBentleyDean HAHA oh my god 😭

[Scott “Scooter” Braun @scooterbraun]

👏👏👏 @ArianaGrande

[Mackenzie Collins @Mackers_Collins]

This hurts every bone in my body

[Mackenzie Collins @Mackers_Collins]

@Dmac_2200 Butt Happiness Love

[jc 🧡🌙 @ja_caicai]

POV: you’re waiting for you club penguin boyfriend at the pizza parlor but you guys are on two different servers

[timmy @iamtimmy]

this is fucking HUMILIATING

[Geoffrey Ingersoll @GPIngersoll]

Thank God for sports photographers.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

You’ll have Bad luck for 7 years if you don’t Retweet this

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

YOUR SON IS AN ABSOLUTE LEGEND.

[mr. clown @clownahoIic]

god surprising me with new problems every single day