Mackinley Greenlaw

Author of Come Kill Me!, available most places.

[Mackinley Greenlaw @Mackinley]

I WROTE A BOOK! Plz read if you like harrowing social satire and a general good time!

https://t.co/lNoJKjXcbg

[Mackinley Greenlaw @Mackinley]

Pokemon gamer anime do you like my body?

[Mackinley Greenlaw @Mackinley]

BTS stands for Bind Torture Smooch

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m an amazing multitasker, right now i am mourning the past AND fearing the future

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Reclassify Women As Service Animals https://t.co/MM3jbtA9ea

[Mackinley Greenlaw @Mackinley]

now is the time for violence

[Mackinley Greenlaw @Mackinley]

Did a nice music, if you have listen❤️ https://t.co/iwS8quXRDM

[Mackinley Greenlaw @Mackinley]

I know I’m aging when I lay down and feel my face slide back into my armpits.

[Mackinley Greenlaw @Mackinley]

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[Mackinley Greenlaw @Mackinley]

Listen to this sweet n hot jam, if you dare!

https://t.co/ip9viBpTAA

[Mackinley Greenlaw @Mackinley]

You couldn’t make that movie today. It would take at least a couple weeks.

[Mackinley Greenlaw @Mackinley]

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[Mackinley Greenlaw @Mackinley]

I enjoy a big, wet eye.

[Mackinley Greenlaw @Mackinley]

I like my men like I like my carbohydrates: simple.

[Mackinley Greenlaw @Mackinley]

Made a song. Like to hear it? Here it go: https://t.co/vTlNDExr8S

[Brian Jordan Alvarez @brianjoralvarez]

I love triscuits. It’s like eating a basket

[Mackinley Greenlaw @Mackinley]

Designing a suit of armor that’s just cum gutters.

[Jade Van Kley @BacklineNurse]

DUDES ROCK

[Mark Pahlow @mcpheeceo]

Do not go gentle
into that good night.
Rage, rage against
the dying of the light.