Simply Mack™

Bass heavy music has my heart #HitItFromTheMack #ChompChompBaby

[Simply Mack™ @Mackland_]

@Astrothaut @las_degas Was hoping to see you before I headed out, but I'll be long gone by then. Hope you have a blast in the A!

[Simply Mack™ @Mackland_]

@Astrothaut @las_degas What time you gettin in tomorrow?

[Simply Mack™ @Mackland_]

@Astrothaut @las_degas You would come to town when I'm heading out, damnit! How long you stayin?

[Simply Mack™ @Mackland_]

@katrocious_ @Emetiic Very carefully

[Simply Mack™ @Mackland_]

@Emetiic The plates on her back prevent the male from mounting that ass from behind

[Simply Mack™ @Mackland_]

@TheJoshScott Facts don't lie, but feminists would rather we not talk about those

[H @herb5040]

Women working the same jobs as men have equal pay. If people r doing dif jobs they will be paid differently. Gender wage gap,Shut the fuckup

[H @herb5040]

If you think there is a gender wage gap ur an idiot. 75% of teachers are women. Jobs that are high risk are 80% male. Dif jobs get dif pay

[Simply Mack™ @Mackland_]

Y'all do know that the gender wage gap is a myth, right? Lol #EqualPayDay

[Simply Mack™ @Mackland_]

@chefbiz Won't be happy with anything less than first! Thanks man!

[Simply Mack™ @Mackland_]

@chefbiz He ain't lying!

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

GF: Dominate me

Me:

[Simply Mack™ @Mackland_]

@Cheechmo_ @las_degas I've got a Spartan Race to run on Saturday morning or else I would be up there

[DIEMETIC - “bored” is OUT NOW @diemetic]

Don't forget y'all, being fat is "ok"

[Simply Mack™ @Mackland_]

@Kales_1 @las_degas Sorry kids, I'm sittin this one out. Y'all have a shot for me though

[Simply Mack™ @Mackland_]

@QueenLaChiefa_ The alphabet shit is for losers who can't eat pussy. Suck the clit and rub the g-spot at the same time, she'll go bananas

[GRiZ 🌈 @Griz]

Always make sure to dot your i's cross your t's and smoke your j's

[Simply Mack™ @Mackland_]

@glimmerofsound By making sound life choices. Proud of you!

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Ran outside bucknaked. Did a pushup, stiff armed a fat kid and yelled, "Trainin' camps & muscle cramps. Football is among us, boys. Merica."