Macelmore

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[Macelmore @Macklemore_Boy]

This will be my final tweet:
Menthol cigs count as veggies.

Sincerely, Macelmore

[Macelmore @Macklemore_Boy]

"Bread-ache" is what I call the feeling of having just slammed down four Subway sandwiches

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Casey's should sell sushi

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Just ate two bags of clementines

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Vampire Survivors and Rocket League are perfect games

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Casey's Pizza

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Bing: it's what's for dinner

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I love allocating skill points. Perk points are fun too

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Fallout: New Vegas (2010)

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When I say something smells like the gorilla complex at the zoo, that's a compliment

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I hate the part in RPGs when you get to the big city and have to talk to everyone and figure out which shop sells which item and who advances what quest. Just let me wander through riverside villages helping townsfolk with menial tasks. Maybe a magic cave or two.

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@MorphinaMstrss Think cotton candy, but with a hint of menthol (or something that wasn't quite mint). They have the texture of Reeses Puffs

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Some of my friends in Fallout 76 sent me this absolutely perfect cereal

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Can't risk taking a break now; the giant could be anywhere! Every second counts as I race to retrieve my prize and escape this magical world. No time for distractions - but man, does that bag of Arby's smell good. Stay strong and focused. The feast can wait until we're home safe.

[Macelmore @Macklemore_Boy]

Fell asleep in a pile of juicy roast beef while waiting for the giant to finish dinner. Who knew Arby's could be so cozy? Being small has its advantages. Now it's time to get back on track and continue my adventure in this magical world!

[Macelmore @Macklemore_Boy]

@Bacon_Dick Pray to St. Timothy. Works every time

[Macelmore @Macklemore_Boy]

Sleep tight, #ArbysNation! Don't worry, the meats will still be here in the morning. Sweet dreams of curly fries and roast beef await! 🍟🥩😴
#GoodNight

[Macelmore @Macklemore_Boy]

@caseysgenstore was out of pizza-flavored combos
😞😞😞😥

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DRINK CRYSTAL PEPSI EVEN IF IT IS OLD.

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They should put treasure chests at the end of every cave in the real world