VISHAL Bhai

pseudo-intellectual pessimist

[VISHAL Bhai @Macnodal]

Losing interest in everything is a whole different level of maturity.

[VISHAL Bhai @Macnodal]

@Swiggy pehle toh nakhoon katao!!

[VISHAL Bhai @Macnodal]

लगा कर आग दौलत में ये खेल मेंने खेला है।
कोई पूछे तो कह देना विशाल कबाड़ी का ठेला है।

[VISHAL Bhai @Macnodal]

Hey kids, wanna hear a scary story?
one day you will be able to do whatever you want and you will choose to stay home alone.

[VISHAL Bhai @Macnodal]

The best date i ever had was my date of birth, i even got a certificate for it.

[VISHAL Bhai @Macnodal]

Bihari language is soo fun, this kid was crying and his mom came and slapped hard again to her kid. i asked to her mom, areyy bhabhi kyun maar rahe ho usse and her mom said, pata nahi kya hua hai isse. then her kid said "mummy!! hum kaha tani, humaar cycle kar chakwa uchh baa!!

[VISHAL Bhai @Macnodal]

@adityacasm_ ye universal hai kya???

[VISHAL Bhai @Macnodal]

@AyushiiDoshiii Captain Cool: MSD

[VISHAL Bhai @Macnodal]

@Amardixit27 mere dost ko call karo toh Hello bolne se pehle puchta hai aaj konsa brand lekar lana hai

[VISHAL Bhai @Macnodal]

@aditiii_raj 🤣🤣🤣 quotes are the new "its not my fault".

[VISHAL Bhai @Macnodal]

@333maheshwariii

[VISHAL Bhai @Macnodal]

@baremetalbalak mere police wale ne toh emotional atyachar karke 1000 liye the 🤣🤣🤣

[VISHAL Bhai @Macnodal]

Kuch logon ke toh maa baap bhi exist nahi karte honge in the 80's

[VISHAL Bhai @Macnodal]

PLAN B:
1. Fake your death
2. Open your own cafe
3. Start a new life in hill station

[Jacob Coxon @hilbertspaess]

I resigned from Anthropic today. I spent the last three years doing pretraining research at both OpenAI and Anthropic. Neither company is acting responsibly. They are racing straight to self-improving superintelligence and gambling with our lives. More thoughts below.

[VISHAL Bhai @Macnodal]

The absolute worst thing you can be right now is boyfriend or girlfriend.

[VISHAL Bhai @Macnodal]

main thank you bolna chahunga vloggers ki community ko, agar woh naa hote toh hume pata hi nahi chalta ki humlog "guys" hain.

Dhanyawad vlogger community 🙏🏻

[VISHAL Bhai @Macnodal]

Car mein toxic movie ki 2 tickets padi thi koi sheesha tod kar 2 aur rakh gaya 😊

[VISHAL Bhai @Macnodal]

Don't be sad if you have no sister/brother on rakhi because some people don't have Aids on AIDS DAY

[VISHAL Bhai @Macnodal]

जो पुरुष महिलाओं के स्वभाव को सचमुच समझ जाता
वह फिर कभी किसी महिला पर गुस्सा नहीं करता।
क्योंकि आपको यह समझ आ जाता है कि भावनाएँ ही उसका तर्क हैं।

[VISHAL Bhai @Macnodal]

My heart became the orphan of your silence, The moon refused to learn my name. I buried tomorrow beneath your farewell, Yet every midnight found me just the same....