CALM

Man United Fan, FA Cup 2024 Champions, You follow me, I follow 🔙

[CALM @MacrTheRed]

LIST OF EVERY MAN UNITED 🔴 GOAL CONTRIBUTION ⚽️🥅 IN A VERY WONDERFUL 2025/2026 SEASON (well at least for the 2nd half of the season 😅)
COMMENT WHICH PLAYER IMPRESSED YOU THE MOST 👑 (😏 we all know the answer to that)

[Mod @CFCMods]

The amount of videos I’ve seen that end up being Gabriel’s penalty miss has made me restore my love for the game and football, it’s beautiful 😭

[Troll Football Media @TrollFootball2]

Henry knew Gabriel was gonna miss

Man’s face said “not this shit again” 🤣

[Portugal @selecaoportugal]

📍 Munich 📸 Há um ano, conquistávamos a 𝗦𝗘𝗚𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗔 Liga das Nações 🏆🏆

#VaiDarPortugal | #NationsLeague

[(fan) MrKiz @itzMrKiz]

How slow are you💀

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Yet they complain the way Mbappe acts

Bro he OWNS that team

[G2H @G2H29341650]

Meet Mr. Friendly 🇦🇷🔥

[(fan) MrKiz @itzMrKiz]

I will ask again what stats can you actually find Declan Rice in?

[Brizzy @Utdbrizzy]

Quick question: why is it mostly only Manchester United legends that still move like brothers even after retirement?
You rarely see that bond at other clubs. Even Bastian Schweinsteiger, a Bayern Munich legend, doesn’t vibe with ex-teammates the way he does with United legends.

[blexy🧚‍♀️ @utdblessin]

Ederson&Cunha Palmer&Pedro
Preparing for WC

[Mase @Utd_Mas]

Going forward it’s negligent from agents if they don’t demand Release Clauses when players are at these mid table PL clubs

[J.J🏴‍☠️ @komzy22]

Apparently every mid table baller in the prem is 100m.

[Phil Howarth @PhilHowarth]

🤣🤣

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Bro will score the craziest goal ever and act like nothing happened 😭 https://t.co/94JfXil0BP

[🅱️ASH-AAR🛑 @YesItsBash]

Real Madrid signed Cristiano Ronaldo from Man United for £85m after winning the Ballon D’or and FIFA best player in 2009, today WestHam is asking for £85m to sign Matheus Fernandes after getting relegated.

The game is gone.

[Troll Football Media @TrollFootball2]

ESPN be like:

TENSIONS IN PORTUGAL CAMP AS RONALDO SHOWS MIDDLE FINGERS TO TEAMMATES

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

ORNSTEIN DON’T GAS MEEEEEE

[Que Jogada! @QueJogadaQJ]

- pediu calma
- em seguida cobrou a pior falta da história

Raphinha 🔥🔥🔥

[ℓαɱα૨૨ @angelinblaq]

@FabrizioRomano One is dropping hat-tricks for France, the other is winning "he's only 18" awards😭

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

I genuinely think we’re going to spend £300M+ this summer, and it would be the most we’ve ever invested in a window.

[Sports Talk @SportsTalkBTW]

@NOTLFCJ__ £100m used to mean something🥹….