Chuck

Finance PhD almost done

[Chuck @MacroChuck]

@CedarPosts @FamousToastery I did not pay mine in 5 years, until recently just to shut my mom up about it. CMPD will no longer pull over for expired tags, tail lights or break lights that don’t work because it is now considered “racist”…

So why would I comply? I have no risk of getting a ticket.

[Chuck @MacroChuck]

Am I the only one who finds the look and general aesthetic to be disappointing?

I am sure there will be people calling it woke but I am talking about the UI & UX here

[Jake Lucky @JakeSucky]

Fable has just released 30 minutes of gameplay, showcasing:

- Date, marry, start a family, or even divorce NPCs
- Your decisions shape the entire game
- Unique NPC system, they react based on your actions

[Team Roy Cooper @TeamCooperNC]

I LOVE MY COUNTRY NORTH CAROLINA

[Chuck @MacroChuck]

@Knull000 @pommycat 100%

[Chuck @MacroChuck]

@lelanionblanc @JakeSherman i went through the trouble of nearly subscribing but my eyes fell out of my head when i saw it cost $40/mo

[Chuck @MacroChuck]

@JakeSherman you should have a student discount. $40 per month is untenable

[z - soha ᯓ★ @starolinacanes]

my shake is from cookout
my pizza is brixx
my harris is teeter
CANES IN SIX !!

[QBgami @QBgami]

The Germans are revering Taco Bell.
The Swedes are dumbfounded by ranch.
The English have discovered the sun.

Just wait until the Europeans look up and see this ahead of Tunisia-Uzbekistan.

[Chuck @MacroChuck]

@thefakemd81 @fiago7 i was there, coolest shit of all time

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Rep. Rob Wittman (R-VA) faked a phone call for roughly 90 seconds after being asked about Speaker Mike Johnson’s comments regarding potential Social Security cuts.

The phone's screen remained visible, with his cheek inadvertently tapping different parts of the display.

[Chuck @MacroChuck]

@coinsandmusic @DanCrenshawTX it has a laser that melts your face off before you fall into enemy hands

[U.S. Department of Justice @TheJusticeDept]

The Department of Justice has issued an opinion to the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (“EEOC”) that its guidelines about disparate-impact liability under Title VII of the Civil Rights Act are unconstitutional. The Office of Legal Counsel found that EEOC’s guidelines pressured employers to engage in racial discrimination.

"Despite trying to promote equality, EEOC's disparate impact liability interpretation under Title VII actually fosters the very discrimination its guidelines seek to address," said Acting Attorney General @DAGToddBlanche. "This opinion will now allow businesses to hire based on performance, restoring equal opportunities in the American workplace."

🔗: https://t.co/IujrP5TqHq

[Chuck @MacroChuck]

has been for like 6 fucking years now by the way, this account is retarded

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Inflation is officially rising faster than wages, per BLS.

[Chuck @MacroChuck]

@HayShane79 @DAGToddBlanche @SenTomCotton courts have already ruled it can continue to march 2027. this is just posturing to put pressure on dems to make it work … because they have no intention of giving the warrant amendments to the republicans that don’t want to vote for it either

[Chuck @MacroChuck]

@mychaelschnell I hope his insistence on keeping Pulte & trying to ram through FISA kills the bill

[PookieRaju ✭ @pookieraju]

These bonus boards are too easy🥶
Tune Code: 760 319 714
#ForzaHorizon6 #ForzaHorizon６ #FH6

[َ @solacexe]

niggas meet their girl off hinge and get their job off indeed and wonder why their life is slop

[Chuck @MacroChuck]

@might_offend @DanOMahony26421 @MathmoKiwi @shub0414 i prefer codex managing agent claude. claude is a good worker but he needs a boss lmfao cuz sometimes he is absolutely stupid

[Fey @fey_xbt]

A guy calls his broker and asks about egg futures.

Broker says they’re at 25 cents.

Guy says, “Alright, buy me 100 contracts.”

A week later he calls again.

Broker says, “Good call. They’re at 35 cents now.”

Guy gets excited and buys 1,000 more.

Few days later, he calls again. Eggs are at 50 cents.

Now he thinks he’s a genius, so he buys 100,000 contracts.

Next day they’re at 65 cents. He buys a million.

Then they’re at 95 cents. He buys another million.

Then $1.25. He buys another million.

Next day, eggs are trading at $1.75.

He finally thinks, alright, this is probably enough. Time to take profit.

So he tells his broker, “Sell 2 million contracts.”

After a long silence, broker finally says:

“Sell to who? You’re the egg guy.”

[Chuck @MacroChuck]

@HighbrowHaze @Uncommonsince76 buddy i've got some bad news, you're retarded