Mac

tweeting my inner monologue mostly, and some other shit

[Mac @Macsamilli]

Kenzie you shouldn’t have let em touch it lol

[Mac @Macsamilli]

Mel “ah-ha” is crazy. This you. #loveisland

[Mac @Macsamilli]

Get on his ass Mel.

[Mac @Macsamilli]

If you thought Melanie was over reacting at any point thus far, I can’t trust you idc.

[Mac @Macsamilli]

I forgot I could come over here to talk about love island.

[Mac @Macsamilli]

It’s Mel’s island. Fuck everybody else.

[Mac @Macsamilli]

I need a haircut & a facial.

[Mac @Macsamilli]

Here’s to Pronoia. ✨

[AWAKENER👁️ @Chris_Hackney_]

Clairvoyance: When a bitch be seeing shit.

Clairaudience: When a bitch be hearing shit.

Clairsentience: When a bitch be feeling shit.

Claircognizance: When a bitch just be knowing shit.

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me calling someone back, hoping they don’t pick up so I can use it as proof that I tried.

[Mac @Macsamilli]

Watching ts with twitter circa 2010-2012 was PREMIUM.

[Iyke @currentiyke]

How many of you watched True Blood?

[Mac @Macsamilli]

I’m here every once in a blue moon.

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

[❀ @deallium]

sometimes i just need to sit in the sun about it

[yagi @yducknow]

pov: you're lying in bed and it starts to rain

[Mac @Macsamilli]

A lil touch of the tism.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[Mac @Macsamilli]

A lot of meetings at work happen simply to fill a calendar. Leave me alone pls 😭

[Mac @Macsamilli]

Celebrity fandom is ALWAYS odd to see to me. ALWAYS. Like are you okay??!

[Mac @Macsamilli]

I drove to work today for the first time in like 4 years. And I hated it. Driving is such an inconvenience.

[Mac @Macsamilli]

Cakes & Candles, my nigga. 🎂♉️🥂