Macy (ice cold) 3000

more normal than I should be

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Lmt if you like Pepsi

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Has anyone noticed that Barbie and the new Christopher Nolan film are both coming out next weekend?

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@ITYSL_memes At that price point he CAN keep the documents

[David Lynch Saying It's A Friday Once Again @DLEveryFriday]

It's June 9, 2023...

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Sketch comedy idea: two kids in a trench coat are elected President, but at the end you reveal the kids were only speaking in direct Trump quotes

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If someone offers you help with something, you MUST say no 1-2 before you accept in a polite-off

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

This scene made me think of a specific bit on I Think You Should Leave, so I put the audio under it and-

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Me: coughing to death
Sam (urgently): Rosalind and Jimmy Carter have been married for 77 years

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Why is the theme of moes rock n roll vegetables

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@SamBoxTho @ThatUgandanGuy @ITYSL_memes @UberFacts @Btf5161 At that price point you can

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Throwback to when my mom casually asked my sister in laws mom what she thinks really happened to Epstein while they were visiting their newborn mutual grandchild

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Love the surprise for Ronald at the end of #JuryDuty but what if he had been an asshole?

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Told some kids to guess what I was having for dinner tonight..
The clue was that the first word was matzah
Almost unanimously, the guess was mozzarella

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@cvspharmacy I ordered some things from the cvs photo shop for Christmas and I still can’t stop getting robocalls that my order is ready for pickup, PLEASE it’s March 14th

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Which part of the male dna code tells them to scream on the phone like they are using two cans on a string

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@CutCut94 @MomentSDPB I have high standards!!

[Mr. Pipiopi @ThatUgandanGuy]

@riggsbass : "Macy why did you do this" still cryin over this

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@ThatUgandanGuy @riggsbass 😂😂 I work hard for the curated experience

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@SamBoxTho

[David Lynch Saying It's A Friday Once Again @DLEveryFriday]

It's January 27, 2023...