MadCool

the views and opinions tweeted on this account are not entirely my own

[MadCool @MadCool1]

Bloody Mary is my favorite vegetable

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Who needs an lounge when every airport has a Chili’s.

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#TheChrisleys catching that pardonald

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When someone at the airport said to me, “Excuse me, Madame.”

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speak now or hold your ✌️

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I love QQL! @firenft_kr @Jordy2366 @NBjirapai @CRYPTOPUNK_2317 @captaincgn @0xSavages @AGameScrnPrint @IvanIldefonso3 @xJuliaSky @ciribiribin_ @Winifre83387390 @JeremyG31856422 @babadocamela

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#fridaymorning living above a Starbucks 😘

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7/11 is about celebrating all 7-Elevens. Even the ones our boyfriends don’t let us visit alone ❤️ #SlurpeeDay

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the first time in my life I get a spot on the first floor of my parking garage *flash flood warning*

[Marcia Belsky @MarciaBelsky]

Seeing a dalmation does feel like meeting a celeb I can’t explain it

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@Connor_Eason Not to mention the barefoot lady behind her painting her toenails

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Find you a friend that works across the street from your apartment and invites you to attend the seafood buffet lunch at their office

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.weather.com is like one giant advertisement that sort of tells the weather

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I can only hope your morning is going better than getting flashed outside the Five Guys

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Someone is not just playing the trumpet on the street beneath my apartment, but they are LEARNING the trumpet

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Red pill and just invest heavily in apple

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Which pill are you taking?

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I see myself telling my future children about this

[Tea and Roses ♥️☕️🌹 @myteaandroses]

Remember when they literally HATED Katie? 😂 #TheBachelorette

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Eating a bowl of zucchini noodles and realizing this is the least satisfied I’ve ever felt during a meal