Darren

31, Scottish, Drummer

[Darren @MadDazzaEss]

Red bull doesn't give you wings. Lat Pulldowns do.

[Darren @MadDazzaEss]

@SofieMox Weak posts, weeks apart... complains about engagement. Make it make sense.

[Darren @MadDazzaEss]

@pixiehann Don't do that.

[Darren @MadDazzaEss]

@PlayStation Apparently everyone missed the part where it says "This price change does not apply to current subscribers"

[Darren @MadDazzaEss]

Ubisoft release Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time Remake #SavePrinceOfPersia - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/0psuAzse2V via @UKChange

[Darren @MadDazzaEss]

@Sp00pyBeans A moderately acceptable weiner

[Darren @MadDazzaEss]

Aw man, Driving Hom For Christmas is my favourite xmas tune

[LADbible @ladbible]

His family have released a statement.

[Darren @MadDazzaEss]

@pvpcvnt Good fucking LORD

[Darren @MadDazzaEss]

@real_ivy_doll Breakfast is served

[Darren @MadDazzaEss]

@real_ivy_doll I've had a few over the years, not nearly as many as I would like... the most vivid one I can remember, I realised I was dreaming when I tried to look in the mirror and it just wasn't right. I ended up stuck, unable to wake up, I had to shake myself vigorously in the dream world.

[Darren @MadDazzaEss]

@MHStatusUpdates Why tf you waiting a week, launch the quest with the hotfix, thats dirty work.

[Darren @MadDazzaEss]

@F1 @HulkHulkenberg Everyone liked this

[Darren @MadDazzaEss]

Just laughing away to myself as I remembered my son used to go mental when I called Mickey Mouse, "Morky Mince". He fuckin' hated that. Funny.

[Darren @MadDazzaEss]

@_Finchh Ahahaha nowhere is safe!

[Darren @MadDazzaEss]

You just lost the game

[Darren @MadDazzaEss]

Why do dental hygienists love to stab the fuck out of your gums and ask if that was sore? AYE IT WAS.

[Darren @MadDazzaEss]

Licked ma dentists finger at a check-up. I'll be thinking about that for years.

[Darren @MadDazzaEss]

Just had a tooth pulled, ice cream diet for me.

[Darren @MadDazzaEss]

@fairyruuti

[Darren @MadDazzaEss]

@Sp00pyBeans All 3 in that order.

[Darren @MadDazzaEss]

Rise my brothers, we are blessed by steel. IN MY SWORD I TRUST!