Maddy Long

Jesus. Music. Sports. || Striving to serve the Lord with everything I am || Tacoma, WA

[Maddy Long @MadFrogLong]

Every single hour of the day I find myself thinking, "Wow, I really want coffee right now."

[Maddy Long @MadFrogLong]

@peacockTV your streaming service is the ONLY one that consistently times out and buffers during shows. No problems with HBO max, Hulu, Netflix,etc. You’re already putting annoying ads in the middle of my favorite shows and now they pause at least 5 times within 20 min. #bebetter

[Maddy Long @MadFrogLong]

@FloRugby it’s free, but costs $12.50/mo? Am I missing something?

[Maddy Long @MadFrogLong]

@wsferries will Coleman Dock be closed for the rest of the night?

[Maddy Long @MadFrogLong]

#JustQuarter4Things

[Aanand Sharma @AanandKSharma]

"It's already the 16th?!"
"Time flies when you're dying."

@MadFrogLong

[Maddy Long @MadFrogLong]

@AanandKSharma managed to give me the complete history of Rebecca Black and teach me the Functional Theorem of Calculus all in a matter of one study session.

Good thing that’s not what our tests are on 😅

[Maddy Long @MadFrogLong]

@Nick_Sandy

[Aanand Sharma @AanandKSharma]

More like kawaii-ropractor am I right

[Aanand Sharma @AanandKSharma]

Boneless wings are just chicken nuggets send tweet

[Aanand Sharma @AanandKSharma]

I'm still mad at my 2nd grade teacher for telling me to "sound it out" when I asked her how to spell the word "laugh"

[Maddy Long @MadFrogLong]

@alyxcamille What if your uncle made it for you, but your parents didn’t knowww..? Same same? 😕

[Maddy Long @MadFrogLong]

Today my professor was talking about what would happen if we drank sea water.

He explained: “The chocolate choo choo is gonna be running on really watery tracks.”

Brilliant.

[Maddy Long @MadFrogLong]

There was a thin layer of ice on my windshield this morning.....
I really don’t understand this place.

[Maddy Long @MadFrogLong]

Spanish tapas and Swiss Miss hot cocoa. What is so hard to understand?

[Maddy Long @MadFrogLong]

I’ve never heard so many people order decaf coffee in my life. CA is wack, man.

[Maddy Long @MadFrogLong]

My roommates and I don’t have cable or internet yet, so we’ve just been playing The Office and Harry Potter on a constant loop. My quality of life has significantly increased.

[Maddy Long @MadFrogLong]

Last night I had a dream that @rjacks_920 tried to surf and got his leg bitten off by a shark.

[Maddy Long @MadFrogLong]

Riding in @samabsten’s car be like

[Maddy Long @MadFrogLong]

How does a 10 year collection of coffee mugs disappear out of thin air 🙃

[Maddy Long @MadFrogLong]

Wow can’t wait to race this one with Luigi.

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

New name, same great ballpark. Welcome to @TMobile Park! Announcing a new 25-year hometown partnership.

Read more: https://t.co/4OcA4KOeXF

[Maddy Long @MadFrogLong]

Punch his beard off

[Maddy Long @MadFrogLong]

“If my extremities were all noodles, I’d just be a trunk!” -@MaddieHood7