Andrew Alonso Allons-y!

Former TCM Writer/Producer. Current Creative For Hire. Enthusiastic Cosplayer. Emotionally Obsessed Dad.

[Andrew Alonso Allons-y! @MadManMalfonso]

@JamesHarkin The Phantom Tollbooth ('70), Rango ('11), Pee Wee's Big Adventure ('85), Spirited Away ('01)

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@feliciaday Right there with you. I downloaded an app to help my son learn how to solve various types of Rubik's Cubes that wanted to charge $15/month! 🤯

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Watching Strangers Things and I can't be the only one who sees it, every time...
#EverythingIsNineteen
@StephenKing

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@biscuitkitten Jesus. I remember when AT&T took over, it felt like the Lay Off Axe never stopped swinging. I imagine folks who were still there hoped all that would end with the move to Discovery, but instead it sounds like it's only getting worse. Talk about demoralizing 😕

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@dankozuh @LouieAronowitz Everyone tells me I look and sound like Anne Ramsey and I'm fucking tired of it.

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If a genie granted me three wishes, one of them would be for @porksmith to reenact this video.

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@dankozuh I like to grab the person's hand, interlock fingers, and gaze into their eyes... just a heads up

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My 7 y/o son's description of "Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites" by Skrillex: "It sounds like a giraffe with glowing yellow eyes, a robot elephant, a living eight (lol wut), Wile E Coyote & the Roadrunner all fighting each other at once." 😂😂😂

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John Hodgdew. I don't know why. I never know why I do these things.
@hodgman

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@actorChrisBurns Oh man! We totally could!

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No better way to spend a rainy Spring Break afternoon than finishing up the Lego Globe 🙂
@LEGO_Group @LEGOIdeas

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Just found out Mohammed Fahmi, creator of Coffee Talk, passed away. CT has been my calming sanctuary on the nights when insomnia hits so hard there's no point staying in bed. I had no idea one guy was behind this game & he had no idea how helpful this game has been to me 😕

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I'm sorry for the #IsItCake spoiler but I won't be able to move on with my life until I know the answer to this question:
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Was the podium cake the entire season?!?!?!?!?!?
@netflix

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First Breath of the Wild, then Elden Ring; I'm beginning to think the Horizon series is the Peter O'Toole of video games.

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Get these two together for a spin-off cross-over where they play childhood besties who reunite to open an intergalactic repair garage.
@TigNotaro @AHWAmySedaris
#StarTrekDiscovery #StarWars

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I don't know why I made Timothee Chalametlyphant, but I did and now he haunts me.

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OTW to school w/ G, a neighbor walking by says "Have a good day at school!"
G: You, too..wait, no..I hope you-oh dear, they're too far away...
I wanted to reassure him but there's no way to candy-coat "you'll revisit this moment throughout your life when you're trying to sleep."

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@biscuitkitten "extremely used"

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I don't remember the @StephenKing adaptation that involved @MrJerryOC giving @TimRobbins1 a wet willy.