Maximus

[Maximus @MadMaxymusPrime]

My wife loves me, thats why. #wife #imbetterthanyou https://t.co/PpmgHFAlfu

[Maximus @MadMaxymusPrime]

Im the only person i know who has a tower @ Chatham, Ontario https://t.co/Iy06tUnUE7

[Maximus @MadMaxymusPrime]

Tbh I would throw 4-5 more pallets on there but my parent like the trees the way they are. @… https://t.co/0Sg4e6djXI

[Maximus @MadMaxymusPrime]

A trip home that was much needed. @ Chatham, Ontario https://t.co/bACj3y2Niu

[Maximus @MadMaxymusPrime]

My parents have a toilet paper system that's like choosing sandpaper grits. https://t.co/4aOkgtQP8b

[Maximus @MadMaxymusPrime]

I can only aspire to Joey harlems hat skills. https://t.co/Ijgf7KyHmD

[Maximus @MadMaxymusPrime]

Well i guess thats what i get for falling asleep around my wife. Ill be sleeping with socks from… https://t.co/Hk6gqcIPI6

[Maximus @MadMaxymusPrime]

I miss the loft bed. Provides a tactical "i dont give a fuck" vantage point. https://t.co/ISad0NyOBg

[Maximus @MadMaxymusPrime]

This lil guy was the resident stray dog when teeshia and I were in Bali. He took a few days to… https://t.co/7qTp2QBkfb

[Maximus @MadMaxymusPrime]

Same as broccoli. https://t.co/5EVUjkDMxm

[Maximus @MadMaxymusPrime]

Comedy is oddly formal. https://t.co/ahGFE8town

[Maximus @MadMaxymusPrime]

My favorite chunky fuck. https://t.co/SMGCjZD7Fw

[Maximus @MadMaxymusPrime]

First theater https://t.co/3qIVLJNP3j

[Maximus @MadMaxymusPrime]

@SarahKSilverman please, for the love of canada, come to @ComedyQuarry tonight.

[Maximus @MadMaxymusPrime]

Ill wait for the cliff notes. #debatenight

[Maximus @MadMaxymusPrime]

Has anyone else checked in to see what Yoko Ono's been up to. Hard to believe she went on to worse things than killing John Lennon.#truth

[Maximus @MadMaxymusPrime]

In a fit of rage Max throws his shaken passion ice tea lemonade into the street. #firstworldrage

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Hey! Check out our new song 99 Cents off our new album Covered Up Origins! Literally 3 years in the making! https://t.co/lKhS7queLI