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#NASA

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Just sayin' none of the Saturn Vs blew up.

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@elonmusk It's on my Github dude. Knock yourself out.

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$3 for a single hash brown.
Get f***ed @McDonalds.

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@elonmusk Huck $10B at cancer RN I dare you.

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@POTUS Just checking, when you and your family moved in did you have anyone check around and make sure all the furniture and silverware and stuff was still there?

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@realDonaldTrump YOU'RE FIRED!

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#ALLFLIESMATTER

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@TomiLahren You're absolutely right. Next time, we bring the riot to you.

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2020 : the Pajamaclypse™

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@Pierce_Brown
Ok #darkage IS your best book so far, really outstanding work. Also, f*** you. Also please keep writing forever.

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@Futterish Pretty outrageous but you can get a vial and syringe for $50.

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Hi @optimum. Just letting you know you suck and that if I had any other choice of provider I would take it. Thanks!

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#HUMUNGUS2020

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@NYPD40Pct Can the residents in your jurisdiction expect the police to stand by and protect them from illegal harassment by ICE? #southbronx #motthaven

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@realDonaldTrump I think you're going to like prison.

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Historians: "It would be impossible to depict the extent to which the authority of the church has diminished since the enlightenment."
Notre Dame: "Hold my wine." @notredameparis

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Happy Birthday @BettyMWhite. You're a beacon.

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@realDonaldTrump Just say they built an invisible force field along the border that you designed yourself. I'll play along.