MadTeaParticipant

midlife crisis enjoyer | fool (maximalist) | crow befriender

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@crimsoncrown33 Its only gonna be a weird question if he doesn’t, so idk 50/50

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@sadgirlyboss Pretty sure that’s where my parents met. They’ve been together for like 45 years now

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@sadgirlyboss Mormons have a singles ward built into the culture. idk what they age range is, probably like 18-30 or something, but they go to church every week with a group of similarly aged single people and everyone there is looking for a spouse.

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@vincit_amore “Alright, but no more turtles or ferrets or anything like that… and when these chickens stop laying I’m going to eat them” 😂

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Well, I guess I’m getting chickens. Idk that I really want chickens again, but my daughter’s class has been incubating eggs and she claimed a few. I may have agreed to this a few months ago. Now I’m scrambling to get a coop together over the weekend thinking, damn, did I really?

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@Ruesavatar lol, which books? Let’s review!

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@HoosierDawgPens @selentelechia Jolly West

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@OldHollowTree The decay of the Great Saltair captures this. Was once a thriving resort on the water…even had a Coney Island style amusement park for a while. proper destination. Now an abandoned relic in the middle of the desert. Had some bad ass raves there in the early 2000s tho

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@Loxpie1234 They make ones without the mesh, but I can’t recommend wearing them in public tbh

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@snuppydogg @lapislagoons A trip to ikea?

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@Ruesavatar Forgive me father, I got too excited during the foreplay part again 😔

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@valawakened This is how I find my friends too

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@Pattyice Prison cooking on the outside

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@hot_cocoa_girl I’ve seen this one play out irl. 10 years later they have a baby, cause otherwise she’s gonna leave, but then she leaves soon after anyway. I can’t explain it, idk

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@nealjclark1 Bird with a shotgun

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@SamGoldfinger_ I watched a guy get a hamburger tattoo at a mystery tattoo parlor once. This is an even worse tattoo than that was.

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@theralkia Sign of stress ime

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@Nyct0phil3_x I’m gonna have to think about this one, but you’re probably right

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@fudreaper_ Honestly tho, if that’s what happened… respect 🫡

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@BasedBiohacker You make a convincing argument ngl… I’ve never tried this shit before, but I might