Maddie Simon

Life's a party, rock your body

[Brian Entin @BrianEntin]

Bryan Kohberger’s family released a statement saying there are no words that can adequately express the sadness they feel for the victims families. They say they have cooperated with law enforcement “to seek the truth and promote his presumption of innocence…”
Full statement:

[Maddie Simon @MadSimonSays]

@ChampagneOfLife Congratulations! She’s beautiful!

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Cori Bush dropped the mic in about 30 seconds

[scott simon @ScottSimon53]

@HawleyMO @simonschuster No they just realized you were illiterate when you use the word irregardless in a speech to a national audience

[mothman pussy enjoyer @michsleasy]

A-abortions
O-are women's
T-rights https://t.co/9bBDZlsVfV

[🤙🏻soso🤙🏻 @sophiebuddle]

chris delia after I bop his head with a mallet

[Maddie Simon @MadSimonSays]

@assh_page “Hi baby Reaves! Let’s see your flop.”
“What up, LOKS!”

[Maddie Simon @MadSimonSays]

@BadGrlMarMar Girly I’m still playing. On level 3829

[Maddie Simon @MadSimonSays]

@assh_page BEST NEWS EVA!!!!

[Maddie Simon @MadSimonSays]

@assh_page My dad just realized recently that this was a song and not a line I just randomly said around the house.

[Maddie Simon @MadSimonSays]

@tunatells If someone comes to the ER with symptoms, we have to call the CDC. The CDC then decides if the patient is eligible for testing and they come and conduct the test themselves. None of the hospitals in St. Louis have access to the tests. It’s so fucked up.

[Maddie Simon @MadSimonSays]

@clurshy Seriously scares me every time!!!

[🕷️ @clurshy]

n don't even think about talking to me! I'll b v busy

[Maddie Simon @MadSimonSays]

@BadGrlMarMar 3!

[Maddie Simon @MadSimonSays]

@assh_page I think we can all agree the right decision was made here. A roller coaster, but a smooth landing.

[Maddie Simon @MadSimonSays]

@assh_page Ash the high schoolers at my side job always tell me that my clothes are out of style 😂😂 they’re brutal!!!

[Maddie Simon @MadSimonSays]

@BadGrlMarMar Kick him to the curb

[Maddie Simon @MadSimonSays]

@assh_page Girl was just showing off her birthday suit 💁🏽‍♀️

[Maddie Simon @MadSimonSays]

@assh_page The best people to ever live

[Maddie Simon @MadSimonSays]

@assh_page When queen salutes queen 😍