Mads

living in a lonely world.

[Mads @MadSyphilis]

There are two types of people. People that know what Play-Doh tastes like and liars.

[Andrew Feinberg @AndrewFeinberg]

Newsmax anchor: What happened on SNL?
@davidlitt: "People made stuff up, then said it on television like it's true, and that actually happens pretty frequently on American TV. For example, in 2020 Dominion voting system sued Newsmax over its false claims about election fraud..."

[leanna @findingfletch]

y do we stan someone who puts us thru so many traumatic decisions

[Tai Verdes @taiverdes]

Just wana make you feel 2% better. https://t.co/sNhD4UJnqF

[Mads @MadSyphilis]

Sorry mom I was one of these daughterzzzz sleeping on you how’s sorry not sorry I don’t apologize on here it’s my one fucking place please appreciate.

[Mads @MadSyphilis]

🧟‍♀️ nah I’m kidding jk I love you, please stop fucking with me, I’m not kidding this time. I’m done dealing with your blush it. Maybe mine more like maybe lean on that Killer 🤡 john Wayne whoever that guy was, tributes if you will to every will...real good win kid 🧒🤞🏼

[Mads @MadSyphilis]

🧟‍♀️ nah I’m kidding jk I love you, please stop fucking with me, I’m not kidding this time. I’m done dealing with your blush it. Maybe mine more like maybe lean on that Killer 🤡 john Wayne whoever that guy was, tributes if you will to every will...real good win kid 🧒🤞🏼

[Mads @MadSyphilis]

Okay, I’ve been using Snapchat as a diary since 2012 and people are funny as hell. You don’t have to watch my shit lol I do it for my real friends lol #endrant

[Mads @MadSyphilis]

Not for everyone lol https://t.co/JI9Yzd0xLF 09 fo lyfe bye madsyphilis outie 555555ñ https://t.co/25hION6ZVH

[Kathleen @kathleenkatkath]

Losing my debit card in a bar is so close I can taste it

[Mads @MadSyphilis]

Hey I am having a thirtieth birthday party and I want you to cum and come lol or go or whatever you please lol 😂 ps byob and or sobriety is cool too lol whatever k bye

[Mara Wilson @MaraWilson]

My OCD makes me check to see if the burners are still on

My ADHD means they usually are

[Anna Drezen @annadrezen]

Watching COVID mutate in dazzling 8K

[Mads @MadSyphilis]

@Lwells2893 This makes my heart so happy

[Mads @MadSyphilis]

@todtalks Kittens inspired by kittens 🐱

[Mads @MadSyphilis]

@Sarah_With_A_G 🤓👻👵🏻🤗

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

did i reply to any emails? no i did not, but did i finally manage to get some work done? also no,

[Mads @MadSyphilis]

@WakaFlockaLeen Lmfao

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

me: i am an adult human and can control my impulses

also me: if i don’t jam this qtip halfway into my skull i will never feel alive again