slytherin: looks like we’re gonna win the the house cup :)
dumbledore: would be a real fucken shame if i gave 8 billion points to gryffindor for harry making his bed
slytherin: but-
dumbledore: A REAL SHAME
Me: Man T-Rexes looked so cool
Scientist: Nah actually they looked like giant idiot birds
Me: Oh bummer. They were great hunters tho
Scientist: There’s evidence they were scavengers
Me: Ok maybe just stop ruinin-
Scientist: They wore socks with sandals
mary: can you rub my feet
joseph: is there a way i can do that without actually touching them, and yet somehow, as if by magic, you still benefit?
mary: ok i can tell you're still angry