Madam Cha0s

Everything in moderation. That does NOT apply during the Trump presidency…well, maybe, for MAHA.

[Michael W. 🇺🇸 God Bless the USA - Never Give Up. @Michael430USA]

@luvgod @PragmaticMaemae @Tillamook

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@FisherHester8 @Oldtimers365 You gotta the look. My mom had the count. Don't let her get to three.

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@BollingerTodd That kind of logic just goes over everyone's head.
Don't you know by now - trust the science - remember?? 😈

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@Gabriele_Corno Wow. Beautiful.

[ForAmerica @ForAmerica]

When it takes a jury three days to decide if strangling your three children is a crime, something is broken.

[Madam Cha0s @MadamCha0s]

@AntiLeftMemes For every person she takes down with her testimony, I will take a year off her sentence. That's the deal I would give her.

[Steve Mudflap McGrew’s REMASCULATE podcast @REMASCULATE]

If Lindsay Clancy is found innocent because hormones made her emotionally unstable, women better be very careful celebrating that verdict.

Because the law loves PRECEDENT.

From that day forward, every job application is going to have a new question:

“Are you currently hormonal?”

“Well, I’m a woman.”

“Thank you. I think we’ll be going in another direction.”

You can’t carry a weapon anymore. No female police officers. Sorry, but we cannot hand a loaded gun to somebody whose legal defense might eventually be, “My hormones were acting up.”

No more high-stress jobs, either. No air-traffic controllers. No surgeons. No nuclear-launch codes. One bad hot flash and boom 💥 Canada is glowing.

And women definitely can’t be judges. How can you decide whether somebody else is emotionally stable when your own gender just established in court that hormones can make you kill three people?

No female politicians, either. You can’t be trusted to run the country if, according to your own argument, your endocrine system occasionally takes over the government.

And custody hearings are going to change overnight.

The judge will say, “Ordinarily, children belong with their mother. However, according to the Lindsay Clancy precedent, she may be only one hormone away from a Netflix documentary. The children go with Dad.”

Dad doesn’t know their shoe sizes, the pediatrician’s name or which one is allergic to peanuts, but his testosterone has never been successfully used as an insanity defense.

Feminists spent a hundred years saying women are not hysterical, irrational creatures controlled by their biology and one defense attorney walks into court and says, “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury… have you considered the uterus?”

You cannot demand equal authority and then ask for discounted accountability.

If women want equal rights, great. But equal rights come with equal wrongs.
Otherwise, that glass ceiling is about to become a padded ceiling.

[Love Beyond Color @LoveBeyondCo1or]

People forget that white people hid black people during slavery. People forget that white people bought slaves so families could be reunited. People forget that only like 2% of people owned slaves, and they were rich people. Not your everyday folks who work a 9-5. People forget that white people fought a whole war and lost their lives to end slavery.
Love Beyond Color

[Madam Cha0s @MadamCha0s]

@IvystormVt_ 1. You never go full retard.

2. If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

3. It works 100% of time, 40% of the time (may not be the correct percentage...but you get the gist of this quote. )

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@podunk1220 We're already at a Civil War. Most of us are just not using bullets...yet.

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@joshstifter Exorcist

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@GrowingUpRetro Q-bert

[Stephen du Buis 🇺🇸 @W4DUB]

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@steveth75737857 Just once and I still remember the instant back slap that came after.

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Thanks for the recap.

[Mark UltraMaga 1A 2A @MarkUltramaga]

He loves to poke the bear!
The predictable Liberal response: “You can’t just rename a lake!” . . .

After they spent a decade renaming everything else in American life. Holidays, sports teams, syrup bottles, mountains, military bases, ice cream, and half the dictionary.

Here is the record they hope you forgot.

THE MAP AND THE CALENDAR:
✅ Columbus Day ➡️ Indigenous Peoples’ Day.
✅ Mount McKinley ➡️ Denali.
✅ Lake Calhoun ➡️ Bde Maka Ska.
✅ Squaw Valley ➡️ Palisades Tahoe.
✅ Jefferson Davis Highway ➡️ Richmond Highway.
OUR MILITARY BASES:
✅ Fort Bragg ➡️ Fort Liberty.
✅ Fort Benning ➡️ Fort Moore.
✅ Fort Hood ➡️ Fort Cavazos.
SPORTS:
✅ Washington Redskins ➡️ Washington Commanders.
✅ Cleveland Indians ➡️ Cleveland Guardians. Chief Wahoo got canceled first.
✅ North Dakota Fighting Sioux ➡️ Fighting Hawks, after the NCAA turned the screws.
✅ Illinois retired Chief Illiniwek under the same NCAA pressure.
✅ Valparaiso Crusaders ➡️ Beacons.
YOUR PANTRY:
✅ Aunt Jemima ➡️ Pearl Milling Company.
✅ Uncle Ben’s ➡️ Ben’s Original.
✅ Eskimo Pie ➡️ Edy’s Pie.
✅ Cream of Wheat kept the box but erased the chef.
✅ Land O’Lakes removed the Indian and kept the land.
✅ Mr. Potato Head ➡️ Potato Head.
OUR INSTITUTIONS:
✅ Boy Scouts of America ➡️ Scouting America.
✅ Yale’s Calhoun College ➡️ Grace Hopper College.
✅ Princeton’s Woodrow Wilson School ➡️ the School of Public and International Affairs.
✅ Dixie State University ➡️ Utah Tech University.
THE DICTIONARY ITSELF:
✅ Manhole ➡️ maintenance hole.
✅ Master bedroom ➡️ primary bedroom.
✅ Mentally ill ➡️ non binary.
✅ Blacklist ➡️ blocklist.
✅ Felon ➡️ justice-involved person.
✅ Illegal alien ➡️ undocumented noncitizen.
✅ Women ➡️ birthing persons.
✅ Hispanic ➡️ Latinx, a word Hispanic Americans never asked for and still refuse to use.
And the list goes on and on and on.

They spent a decade teaching the country that names can be changed to fit the values of the people in charge.

God Bless Lake America!"

[Madam Cha0s @MadamCha0s]

@QuantumGuard17 All day. Everyday.

[ScarlettLee23 @ScarlettLee23]

100%!!!!!

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@JournoStephen She made a difference.

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@upslovemachine Darn it!!
They have better music in heaven than we do here on Earth.

[CRIXUS @CRIXUSwasHERE]

ALL💯TRUE!!🤨👇