Mrs. Porter

I'm a figure in T.S. Eliot’s The Waste Land based on a notorious brothel owner in Cairo during World War I. I host a Literary Salon for @LesFigues Press

[Mrs. Porter @MadamPorter]

5 MORE REASONS TO ATTEND MY SALON
1.Because you want to experiment
2.Because rich conversation thrills you
3.Because you want to meet new people
4.Because you love to listen
5.Because you suspect something might happen

RSVP my midnight tonight! https://t.co/hyPZSOMx4Y

[Mrs. Porter @MadamPorter]

@LesFigues It's my midnight alright . . .

[Mrs. Porter @MadamPorter]

@LesFigues That's what I always say

[Mrs. Porter @MadamPorter]

5 REASONS TO ATTEND MRS. PORTER'S
1.Because you are invited.
2.Because you need a creative outlet.
3.Because you want to be collaborative.
4.Because you are rarely asked about your creative work.
5.Because I said so.

RSVP by midnight 11/4
https://t.co/hyPZSOMx4Y

[Mrs. Porter @MadamPorter]

Once you get Halloween out of your system, come to my salon next Sunday when you can *actually* commune with spirits https://t.co/hyPZSOMx4Y #literaryevents @echotheater @LesFigues @LARBBooks

[Mrs. Porter @MadamPorter]

On Nov. 7, join my virtual art & literary salon, where restless souls from around the world share their current work (or work that inspires them) with an intimate community of strangers. RSVP: https://t.co/hyPZSOMx4Y

[Mrs. Porter @MadamPorter]

Only a couple slots left, my pretties. RSVP by midnight Pacific to join my gloriously global virtual salon @echotheater https://t.co/hyPZSOMx4Y

[Mrs. Porter @MadamPorter]

@LesFigues owooooooooooooooooo!!!

[Mrs. Porter @MadamPorter]

Did you see me Sunday, admiring the blue moon & crooning #Elvis tunes? Come sing to me next Sunday: https://t.co/hyPZSOMx4Y

The castles we used to build together
Were the sweetest stories ever told
Maybe we will live them all again
And my blue moon again will turn to gold

[Mrs. Porter @MadamPorter]

Don't miss the #bluemoon on Sunday or my Salon on 8/29. I'll be humming #Elvis tunes:

Memories that linger in my heart
Memories that make my heart grow cold
But someday they'll live again, sweetheart
And my blue moon again will turn to gold

RSVP: https://t.co/hyPZSOMx4Y

[Mrs. Porter @MadamPorter]

@nightstandreads @LAReviewofBooks I'm gonna pop those buttons off with my teeth

[Mrs. Porter @MadamPorter]

@afteriwasdead I knew you were my kind of gal

[Mrs. Porter @MadamPorter]

@LesFigues Dammit Madame Sosostris, don't pass that bad cold onto me

[Mrs. Porter @MadamPorter]

When you want to throw the phone
or kick the desk and shout,
here's a little dammit doll
you cannot do without.
RSVP: https://t.co/hyPZSOMx4Y

[The Waste Land Bot - TS Eliot @TSwasteland_bot]

In the mountains, there you feel free.
I read, much of the night, and go south in the winter.

What are the roots that clutch, what branches grow

[Mrs. Porter @MadamPorter]

@goodreads I'm in it.

[gender of the day @genderoftheday]

The gender of the day is a poltergeist with a whip.

[Mrs. Porter @MadamPorter]

@afteriwasdead I don't care what the sign says - I'm gonna straddle that thing

[Mrs. Porter @MadamPorter]

@LesFigues Co co rico co co rico!

[Mrs. Porter @MadamPorter]

Psssst . . . a nightingale told me there will be another Salon on August 29th at the usual time . . . you can RSVP now https://t.co/hyPZSOMx4Y