maddie gert

Are You Having Fun? out now!!⬇️

[maddie gert @MaddGert]

Tried to return someone’s lost dog last night and when I showed up to their house down the street with the dog, the dogsitter was getting arrested for throwing fireworks at houses.

[maddie gert @MaddGert]

“What can’t she do?!”

her taxes

[maddie gert @MaddGert]

My boyfriend got me a VIP ticket to see @JohnMayer in Seattle and drove me all the way there and back even though he had work in the morning. We got back at 4am. I don’t deserve this man 🥺

[maddie gert @MaddGert]

no context shark tank

[Steve Rattner @SteveRattner]

It's the guns.

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Indigenous women experience murder rates more than 10 times the national average, while four out of five native women experience some sort of violence in their lifetime.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

BREAKING: After a months long investigation into why police hesitated during the Uvalde school shooting, the answer is in: the police were afraid to confront the killer’s AR-15.

This raises a very important question, if police are too afraid to confront an AR-15 where does that lead the rest of us?

Nearly 400 law enforcement officers were implicated in the poor response that left 19 children dead.

It’s time to ban assault rifles.

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

Bro why didn't he move 😭😭😭😭

[maddie gert @MaddGert]

I’m not sure why but every time I turn on my car and my Bluetooth connects it starts playing The Box by Roddy Rich and I think the universe is trying to kill me slowly

[Hostile Design @hostiledesign]

Anti-hostile design: nature crossings allow animals to avoid getting hit by vehicles

[lucy ford 🍊 @lucyj_ford]

i wish every celeb was as delighted by their memes as chris pine is

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

The Onion has had it lmao

[𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕒𝕣 𝕆𝕣𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕕𝕠x𝕪🔴🌑ليلى @psychicautomata]

still find it astonishingly morbid how this guy is just a murderer who was thrusted into 'stardom' for being a murderer

[Ryan Ken @Ryan_Ken_Acts]

Many of these “historic first” awards are seen as accomplishments for the winners rather than a reflection of historic failure on the part of the awarding body. Calling someone the “first Black winner” sounds a lot nicer than saying “traditionally we don’t award Black people.”

[maddie gert @MaddGert]

Stream my newest single on all platforms!

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[maddie gert @MaddGert]

@BrotiGupta The Pharmacist https://t.co/r2glVZlfG2

This had twists and turns and made me cry and laugh