maddie

certified trauma comic

[sparrow 🍉 @sparrowisonline]

an unstoppable force meets an immovable object

[r. 🍦 @irobatzy]

thank you TWILIGHT for giving robert pattinson financial security to take bold choices and become the actor everyone knew he could be

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

you’ll see him soon enough don’t worry ❤️

[Zach @zjfrank13]

I’m a simple guy. I just want to see Taylor Swift in her wedding dress or proof of death from Mitch McConnell. I don’t ask for much.

[rose 🍓 @rosesnokia]

i hope him and luigi are both found innocent bcs it’d be so fucking funny

[eve @eeveeithink]

But they’ll call trans people groomers

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

“kids shouldn’t be into politics!”

yeah well, politicians shouldn’t be into kids, but, here we are.

[Alex @getawayxsummer]

THE CONCEPT OF TAYLOR SINGING LOVE STORY AS THE FINAL PERFORMANCE BEFORE MARRIAGE?!

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Look what we pulled out of the Reflecting Pool...

[𝑪̌𝒉𝒂𝒛𝒆ᛪ༙ @Gottalovechaze]

because they did the same thing to black kids in the sixties when segregation ended…

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_signxxx6]

This what happens when you elect people with a backbone

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

Being in water reminds her of losing

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Stephen Colbert is wearing a tan suit at the Obama Presidential Center grand opening! 🤣💙

[Lyn🌺 @_ayandamay]

Palestine didn’t “fail to qualify” for the World Cup.

Israel literally killed everyone on the team.

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

He raped a girl so brutally that her tampon had to be surgically removed. You have a daughter @jimmyfallon what the fuck is wrong with you. It is insane to me that this man has continued to be platformed and praised despite what he did.

To all the men who continue to kiss his ass, what if that was your daughter, sister, girlfriend, wife, or mother? What would you want to happen to the man who was responsible? How would you feel if the majority of people brushed off what happened and gave the man responsible millions of dollars and fame? Explain to me why he is allowed to live life as a free man after what he did.

[Praise @tufpraise]

“Testing positive for pregnancy” is an in interesting way to say “being raped and impregnated by ICE agents”

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Trump every time his ratings go down

[Storm™ @dilophosaurid]

I need this man to be president

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Every fucking time.