Maddie Cakes

I'm a Polly Pocket suffering from giantism

[Maddie Cakes @MaddieGras]

I'll have two of whatever REM had that made them feel fine in a time like this

[🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost]

ㅤ

[DKT @darleneturner53]

Y2k happening 24 years later #outage

[Myka Fox @MykaFox]

got in the uber last night and the first thing he says is, “how are you going to miss trump he’s gigantic and orange. they shot tupac at night .”

[Maddie Cakes @MaddieGras]

Just goes to show, two inches can get the job done

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

Biden needs to survive a shark attack to stand a chance now.

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

It would be wild if this was over Jodie Foster again

[Charles Conway @Charles_Conway]

Trump’s campaign team:

[Maddie Cakes @MaddieGras]

I gotta get rid of this app for awhile.

[Music Box Theatre @musicboxtheatre]

Happy Easter, everyone

[Maddie Cakes @MaddieGras]

@RaxKingIsDead Anything by Great American Restaurants is a mom pleaser

[crybaby @pandora_jane]

. @ITYSL_memes

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Am I the last person left in America who only boycotts products for sucking?

[@justin.things @justin_things_]

Ronald McDonald and I are old friends...

[Zach Raffio @zachraffio]

🚨 Stop what you’re doing, Tim Robinson Ram commercial just dropped🚨

[Tanya Duncan, Artist in Residence @SpoolandThimble]

Overhearing the neighborhood children:
C1: imma get the tea set
C2: Mom said NO
C1: Just Mom said NO. Imma ask dad!
C2-5: (AUDIBLE GASP)
C3: Yeah, he’s not gonna be allowed out to play for the rest of the day. (Rearranges game to go on without their fallen comrade.)

[Maddie Cakes @MaddieGras]

Best buds

[Maddie Cakes @MaddieGras]

@WaystarCorncob I was waiting for this crossover 😄

[Darren H @cerca_music]

when i lived in north florida years ago there was a swamp-rock guy called The Sauce Boss who was always cooking a giant pot of gumbo onstage

[Joe Pera @JosephPera]

New Video Game episode of ‘Drifting Off’ ft. Roger Clark (@rclark98) & music by Dan Deacon (@ebaynetflix ) is now available to relax to:

yt: https://t.co/wHADdUc9hv
spotify: https://t.co/yPotCC57Zt
apple: https://t.co/z3Rvwm1Ehb
patreon: https://t.co/wlLm6N59Eu