If you’re against abortion, don’t get one.
If you’re against contraception, don’t take any.
If you’re against same-sex relationships, don’t have one.
If you’re against same-sex marriage, don’t marry someone of same gender.
Do not impose your beliefs & religion on all Americans.
It's 2016. You're at a frat house. Your converse stick to the beer soaked floors with every step. It smells like sweat and you're sipping on a vodka and flat sprite. There's a boy screaming about tomorrow's darty into your ear. Broccoli is playing in the background. Life is good.