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[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

how does everyone know when fruits are in season.. when did u learn that. did i miss fruit season day in algebra. did u swallow a farmers almanac. why are peaches only in season for 8 hours a year

[cal? @cal_gif]

I’m not a chef but boyardees days getting harder and harder to get through

[Armani™ @armanimiguel_]

I would like to leave FaceTime voicemail messages when people don’t answer.

[Jhay @jhayusb]

y'all: "WAP"

my brain for some reason:

[ezzy @ezzygxrcia]

after venting do you ever just sit back and think like “I shoulda kept that to myself” or are you normal

[U.S. Postal Service @USPS]

We weren’t going to post a joke about mail, but sometimes you just gotta send it.

[Sam Duran @damsuran]

Do you ever look at someone’s story and be like...
how do you not have covid already?

[Anna @Anna_Snackz]

we could be doing this with our hundreds of thousands of empty hotel rooms but instead we are trying to get tourists to fill them like everything is normal

[Lex. @NashLex_]

How many crocs would Kid Rock rock if Kid Rock did rock crocs?

[Preet Bharara @PreetBharara]

What a horrifying and damning graph

[Jasmyn @JasmynBeKnowing]

This woman on the news just said, imagine if there was a medication that reduced your chances of getting COVID by 5x. Everyone would want that medication.

Well, that's wearing a mask.

[Clarke Creates: 🖤 @clar_san]

Good morning. There’s still not enough justice for Black people!

[Uppity @blackartivist]

Police in the US have killed 120 people since George Floyd.

20 days. 120 lives.

[Edgar Blackmon @edgarblackmon]

My 7 year old can't believe that police don't go to law school. "Their whole job is the law, that doesn't make sense." No shit kid, go to bed.