Maddie Patty

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Terence~ I bid him look into the lives of men as though into a mirror and from others to take an example for himself.

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Cats must attack mom's ear just because she put them on a diet.

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How do barmen surf the web? On the Gin-ternet.

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Play with an ass, and he will slap your face with his tail. - Portuguese Proverb

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I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly

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What are these things in my hair? - Gaia

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The next time the devil reminds you of your past, remind him of his future.

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People are just about as happy as they make up their minds to be.

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A Microsoft spokesperson said, "while fighting software piracy is good for our business, highway robbery is our business."

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If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

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PickUpLine: Hi I'm (your name) I swallow

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PickUpLine: Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?

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Choose your Facebook profile pic carefully. It'll be the one they use when you go missing.

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Life is like a rainbow. You need both the sun and the rain to make its colors appear.

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We perceive when love begins and when it declines by our embarrassment when alone together

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A man never likes you so well as when he leaves your company liking himself.

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Sex Tip: You don't have to be dead to donate you organ.

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One must live in the middle of contradiction, because if all contradiction were eliminated at once life would collapse

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PickUpLine: You bring a whole new meaning to the word, "edible."

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Use your experience in your experiments to achieve your expectations