Michaele

[Michaele @Maddie_obd]

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[Michaele @Maddie_obd]

This Family’s Water Kept Going Missing… So They Set Up A Camera. It's SCARY But Made My Day! http://t.co/P15ocszs40

[Michaele @Maddie_obd]

Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me. One at a time please

[Michaele @Maddie_obd]

After Sex Selfies http://t.co/EsVpBrdcnB

[Michaele @Maddie_obd]

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

[Michaele @Maddie_obd]

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Snapchats You Have To See To Believe http://t.co/k3DMFCwCB8

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A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate. The barman says That'll be 80p [ATP]!

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Most Ridiculous Things Caught on Google Street View. http://t.co/zx8ZXlYeUi

[Michaele @Maddie_obd]

What is a dog's favourite food? Anything that is on your plate!

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10 Mistakes Women Make While Having Sex http://t.co/fWoJZ5jQZD

[Michaele @Maddie_obd]

No arsenal or no weapon in the arsenals of the world is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women.

[Michaele @Maddie_obd]

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Who knew sex could be this fascinating? http://t.co/4FZHWz2o2S

[Michaele @Maddie_obd]

My eyes are an ocean in which my dreams are reflected.

[Michaele @Maddie_obd]

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I thought tennis was just OK, but these skirts make me love tennis. Mmm..tennis. #hot http://t.co/cpmEYkKXnc

[Michaele @Maddie_obd]

Understand that the right to choose your own path is a sacred privilege. Use it. Dwell in possiblity.

[Michaele @Maddie_obd]

The Best Streakers in Sports History http://t.co/XQNCUY0g23

[Michaele @Maddie_obd]

Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.