Jordan Maddison

Old England Patriot

[Jordan Maddison @MaddisonJordan]

@djr_bennett Declan Bennett and keep the hair
Or
JR Bennett and shave it off

I know who’s got my vote

[Kamal Ravikant @kamalravikant]

Men like this bitch-slapped the Nazis. I hope they take their country back.

[Jordan Maddison @MaddisonJordan]

@frankwrighter @RestoreBritain I checked the betting odds when I saw the line up, Lib Dems and Tories aren’t that far ahead of Count Bin Face in the betting, to have them on there but not a Restore representative is farcical

[Jordan Maddison @MaddisonJordan]

@gingerrtom Sounds like a cool guy I’m gonna follow him

[Jordan Maddison @MaddisonJordan]

@djr_bennett You’re better than this bro 😂

[Jordan Maddison @MaddisonJordan]

Dad why is my Sister called Rose
Because your Mother loves Roses
Thanks Dad
No Problem 11” Spicy Chicken Wetherspoons Pizza and Pint for £8.69 on a Wednesday Night

[Jordan Maddison @MaddisonJordan]

@Element_M1ller @CherLloyd Shooters shoot

[Jordan Maddison @MaddisonJordan]

They kick John Terry off after episode one for breaking out the data

[Piers Morgan Uncensored @PiersUncensored]

Coming next week... 👀

World Cup Uncensored on @SportsUncensrd with @piersmorgan, @JohnTerry26, @Sjopinion10 and plenty more!

HERE WE GO! ⚽⚽⚽

[Jordan Maddison @MaddisonJordan]

But the ones who do, really do

[Namtan's Tipinme @SonyaCockisphat]

Ain't no way straight women enjoy touching a hairy ass chest

[Jordan Maddison @MaddisonJordan]

@sophiemeaden

[Jordan Maddison @MaddisonJordan]

These lads have an NRL team

[War Monitor Clips @WarMonitorClips]

Man dodges arrows in shootout between tribes, Papua New Guinea 2025

[Jordan Maddison @MaddisonJordan]

@SamLovesEngland @YoungBobRB Back to getting covered in beans by university students

[Jordan Maddison @MaddisonJordan]

@TheFamous72_ Loads of the worst bets I’ve ever seen keep showing up on the timeline

[Jordan Maddison @MaddisonJordan]

Some nice fella gave me 19/1 on Restore on the exchange, @RupertLowe10 go win the thing Daddy needs a haircut

[Jordan Maddison @MaddisonJordan]

Racial slurs against white people don’t really land because we actually quite like being white

[Karmin the Anhedon, Akum’s Ruin. @KARMINNACHT]

Why are is mayo monkey's like this? #mumma #mummatwt

[Jordan Maddison @MaddisonJordan]

@Landeur Many such cases

[JR Bennett 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @djr_bennett]

That’s my ceremonial nuclear warhead, officer

[Jordan Maddison @MaddisonJordan]

Fuck me what a visionary I am
(Underdogs btw)

[Jordan Maddison @MaddisonJordan]

This is a fatwa. Stick every penny you have on Wigan to beat Hull KR in the cup final. Take a few points off Wigan on the handicap if you’re man enough. It’s gonna be an absolute demolition job.

[Jordan Maddison @MaddisonJordan]

As Chairman of the DDL (Deano Defence League) I cannot allow this to happen

[Elizabeth Heverin @Elizabeth_eno2]

Deport Deanos.