Madeline Lawson

Well dang it Jackie, I can’t control the Twitter

[Madeline Lawson @Maddlion007]

@Hannahbowden18 Oop I guess it’s my time to randomly show up to family dinner

[Madeline Lawson @Maddlion007]

Thanks @russdiemon for spending 5,337 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to any song you release. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/ixWRIt1UII

[Madeline Lawson @Maddlion007]

They didn’t have to make Melatonin gummies slap as hard as they do. My intrusive thoughts could never.

[Madeline Lawson @Maddlion007]

“If you’re not going to try then why are you here?” -Maddie all of 2022

[Madeline Lawson @Maddlion007]

@girlsstanacc @Hannahbowden18

[Madeline Lawson @Maddlion007]

I’m so broke I leave my wallet in the car without fear of someone stealing my money. My wallet is worth more than my bank account.

[Madeline Lawson @Maddlion007]

Someone better have taken a better picture of the moon tonight because my iPhone 8 took this trash pic

[Madeline Lawson @Maddlion007]

The current cost of living is causing me to not Live,Laugh, or Love in these conditions.

[Madeline Lawson @Maddlion007]

The last super moon and meteor shower happens tonight and I need someone to watch with so I don’t get kidnapped ✌🏼😗

[Madeline Lawson @Maddlion007]

I don’t care who disagrees, but the Twilight series has the BEST soundtrack… I could play it on loop to do hw, to clean, to drive, like 10/10.

[Madeline Lawson @Maddlion007]

I’m at the point where I’m about to pull a Hallmark movie and rent someone to go to @Hannahbowden18 wedding with me.

[Madeline Lawson @Maddlion007]

If typical rent is $600-1000+ a month, why does it cost $200+ a NIGHT for an Air B&B? I understand profit… but also… what? These people have to be making ✨money✨

[Madeline Lawson @Maddlion007]

Sometimes I miss working at the bank because I still get Jimmy Johns notifications for a free sandwich and remember I used to go there all the time and then go to Starbies for lunch. 🥲

[Madeline Lawson @Maddlion007]

RIP to my lil pal. I’ve never thought I’d miss a fish, but she did greet me every time I walked by 🥲

[Madeline Lawson @Maddlion007]

I’ve decided to add rewatching Wizards of Waverly Place to my list because this show is top quality

[Madeline Lawson @Maddlion007]

If I read one more online cookie recipe that tells me the importance of baking soda but DOESNT GIVE ME THE MEASUREMENTS I will personally report all of your websites as fraud.

[Madeline Lawson @Maddlion007]

All I’ll say is Riften now knows the game hide and seek

[Madeline Lawson @Maddlion007]

Well my cat adoption application got denied because Im a “student living on a college campus” and they “called my vet and my dog didn’t have heart worm and flea treatments” Both of which are false? Let me recuse this cat, frick.

[Madeline Lawson @Maddlion007]

Do I need a cat?
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