Maddy Larkin

[Maddy Larkin @MaddoLarkin]

Friendly reminder it’s hot out in FL and the pavement is just as/if not more hot than the current temp. Keep your doggos paws off it 😣

[Maddy Larkin @MaddoLarkin]

Is it just me or does anyone else get outrageous anxiety when copying a phone number from their contacts because you’re worried you might accidentally hit the FaceTime button?? 🥴

[Maddy Larkin @MaddoLarkin]

Working 7-7. Got me like

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Apollo. He was just wondering if- omg… 2319! WE HAVE A 2319! EVERYBODY DOWN. PUPPARE FOR DECONTAMINATION. 13/10 please stay calm sir

[Maddy Larkin @MaddoLarkin]

I feel like it was New Years only yesterday but somehow we are in the middle of January. What the heck.

[Maddy Larkin @MaddoLarkin]

PSA: today is canceled. That is all.

[Maddy Larkin @MaddoLarkin]

Me - ** thinks about retiring my car seat covers.

2 seconds later

** spills drink all over lap and seat…

Yeah ok no seat covers are staying

[Maddy Larkin @MaddoLarkin]

God bless my wash and fold service because the laundry life just isn’t for me

[Maddy Larkin @MaddoLarkin]

Ready for a cold front please and thank you

[Maddy Larkin @MaddoLarkin]

Dad jokes Wednesday!!

[Holekage of the Hidden Bussy Village ꕤ @CAdreamboy]

So for today’s runway challenge

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

We only rate dogs. This is clearly a Roomba… 12/10

[Maddy Larkin @MaddoLarkin]

Ok broiling on the oven is the most sketchy setting there ever was. One minute it’s fine the next your kitchen is in flames…

[Maddy Larkin @MaddoLarkin]

Watching the olympics water polo right now and all I can say is HOW does one tread water for that long?! I’d simply drown.

[Maddy Larkin @MaddoLarkin]

If you spit out your gum in a high foot traffic area, you are the worst kind of person.

[Maddy Larkin @MaddoLarkin]

I tried to reschedule my dentist appointment and they told me the next available is next year?? Like you’re telling me that people are just breaking down the doors to get into this place??? Seems suspect 🤨

[Maddy Larkin @MaddoLarkin]

“Hey I had a look over your profile and I think you would be a great ambassador…”

You mean you looked at my profile pic and bio?…because I’m on private so I know you can’t see my posts…

[Maddy Larkin @MaddoLarkin]

Unpopular option: A blazer over top of a sports bra is not fashion. You just look like you got done sneaking out of the room of the guy you hooked up with last night.

[Maddy Larkin @MaddoLarkin]

I just rewatched this and giggled because my dad literally was whistling a theme song for it 😂😂

[Maddy Larkin @MaddoLarkin]

Guys my whale fell down and broke its tail so I asked my dad if he could fix him and he just sent me this video 😂😂 #waitforit

[Maddy Larkin @MaddoLarkin]

Guys my whale fell down and broke its tail so I asked my dad if he could fix him and he just sent me this video 😂😂 #waitforit