🍍Lionel Pimpin 🍄

One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, too rare to die. Go Birds 🦅

[🍍Lionel Pimpin 🍄 @Maddox_89]

Anyone wanna rescue a Canadian and his dog from the clutches of his tyrannical government?

I can cook, not the best at cleaning but I come with a red seal in electrical and I can build stuff with my hands.

Also can grow decent weed.
Plz if anyone can still see this!! HELP!!

[🍍Lionel Pimpin 🍄 @Maddox_89]

@govt_corrupt This is the pg version of what’s really going to happen.

[🍍Lionel Pimpin 🍄 @Maddox_89]

@govt_corrupt Fuck Trudeau.
If I ever see him in public I’m kicking him I’m where his balls used to be and spitting in his face.

[🍍Lionel Pimpin 🍄 @Maddox_89]

@bamagirl_4_eva Give me lakes and mountains!!

[🍍Lionel Pimpin 🍄 @Maddox_89]

@RunHurts That’s what happens when you run track n field for fun.

[🍍Lionel Pimpin 🍄 @Maddox_89]

@EaglesStrictly Naw we good brah, we got tanner McKee!

[🍍Lionel Pimpin 🍄 @Maddox_89]

@jacksonhinkle God damn she’s hot!

[🍍Lionel Pimpin 🍄 @Maddox_89]

Fuck Canada.

[🍍Lionel Pimpin 🍄 @Maddox_89]

I’m tired of this fkn shit.

[🍍Lionel Pimpin 🍄 @Maddox_89]

I’ve already paid the Canadian gov over 10k in taxes and they have the nerve to send me a bill for 2k more because they “reassessed” my tax return from 2021. This is the second time I e been reassessed for this year.

I’m sick of this fucking country.

I’m ready to be a martyr.

[🍍Lionel Pimpin 🍄 @Maddox_89]

@bourbonislife80 An Onager?! Y’all are dead. I’m spilling blood!

[🍍Lionel Pimpin 🍄 @Maddox_89]

@Baldprivilege No that guy took a page from Hollywood and ran with it.

[🍍Lionel Pimpin 🍄 @Maddox_89]

@WarMonitors Certified bad ass. ✅

[🍍Lionel Pimpin 🍄 @Maddox_89]

@BurkeM97 The 40 whiners for sure.

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

If they try to bring back lockdowns, mask mandates, or vax mandates, just say no. Grow a proverbial pair.

[🍍Lionel Pimpin 🍄 @Maddox_89]

@NFL_DovKleiman @BonaguraESPN Good, fuck those guys.

[🍍Lionel Pimpin 🍄 @Maddox_89]

@TheChiefNerd Member of fda and sits on the board of phizer. This isn’t a fear mongering vax sales fear tactic at alllllll.

Live your life as you want. They just want $$$

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

LIFE HACKS – 2023 edition

▪️If government is involved, avoid it.
▪️If government supports it, reject it.
▪️If government says it's safe, it's not.
▪️If government says it's true, it's false.
▪️If government endorses it, question it.
▪️If government says you need it, you don't.
▪️If government owns it, it's probably stolen.
▪️If government regulates it, it's stifling freedom.
▪️If government funds it, there's a hidden agenda.
▪️If government calls it progress, it's likely regression.
▪️If government is the solution, you're asking the wrong question.

[🍍Lionel Pimpin 🍄 @Maddox_89]

@CitizenFreePres I’m moving to Russia. Fuck it.

[Citizen Free Press @CitizenFreePres]

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