maddy

university of utah

[maddy @MaddyCrowley]

crazy to think there's 7.4 billion people in the world and all of them are in the same line at Costco

[𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐑. ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‏ 𓆉 @Jenchy_]

“Effect” and “affect” be kicking y’all ass

[maddy @MaddyCrowley]

welcome back to my TED talk. if you're shorter than 5'6, you save the guys over 6 feet for the tall girls. I don't make the rules I just enforce them.

[poletic kate @poetickate]

i think we all know david archuleta’s #ldsconf question list:

-do you ever think when you’re all alone, all that we could be, where this thing could go?

-am i crazy or falling in love?

-is this real or just another crush?

-do you catch a breath when i look at you?

-are you h

[poletic kate @poetickate]

this #ldsconf, bring with you a list of questions & i promise they will be answered

like

how is david archuleta still single?

why does it cost so much to have a baby?

who is the zodiac killer?

where! is! my! super suit?!

WHY do you need to know?

[Theric Jepson @thmazing]

1.5 session and still no talk about the dangers of Tide Pods. We need guidance! #ldsconf

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

My one weakness? Probably my unshakable belief that, despite a total lack of training, I'll be able to do karate if I'm ever in a fight.

[maddy @MaddyCrowley]

"I probably hate you"
"I cut people off so quick"
"I don't trust anyone"

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

If you can’t handle me at my worst, I don’t blame you! It’s terrible! I am... NOT good!

[Jacob Atkins @atkins_jacob1]

Since I’m bored and 2017 was full of negative news stories, I’ve found some positive stories you probably didn’t hear about.

A thread:

[Jacob Atkins @atkins_jacob1]

Scientists have found a way to successfully rebreed sections of the Great Barrier Reef.

[maddy @MaddyCrowley]

national debt is 20 trillion. that’s 63,000 per US citizen. congress knows it will never be enough. https://t.co/KQezsf5vFZ

[AP Race Calls @AP_RaceCalls]

House Speaker Paul Ryan is acknowledging "nobody knows" if the sweeping tax cuts Congress is enacting will produce enough economic growth to fend off soaring federal deficits

[adam @brokeangeI]

and for my next trick i’ll ruin everything for absolutely no reason

[palmer @decentbirthday]

It was a quiet car ride

[maddy @MaddyCrowley]

this is ABSOLUTELY BS why tf are our elected officials complete garbage water https://t.co/v3zJU9gw9h

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: The FCC has scrapped net neutrality rules. Internet providers will have more power over the web, allowing them to favor certain sites. https://t.co/yoRJ15pXMP

[Google @Google]

The most memorable moments of 2017 started with a question. https://t.co/wtqjULjCYe #YearinSearch

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

This Speech Was Written For President Nixon To Deliver If The Astronauts Didn’t Make It To The Moon https://t.co/6AWti2ytZ8

[maddy @MaddyCrowley]

my brain feels like melting jello