Madeline

Antiquarian, romantic, undercover octogenarian, and mom friend

[jess jordan on kendall’s phone @buttcasino]

yeah I'm watching the odyssey tonight

[rainygay @rainygay1]

Seeing someone with a salad at checkout at Whole Foods

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

Pleaaaaaaassseeeeee!!! I am begging! Use CANVA templates for your flyers! I cant take it anymore 😭

[Emily Zanotti 🦝 @emzanotti]

So much of America makes sense when you realize our “how we got here” stories are all basically like this.

[Madeline @MaddyElizaG]

Jane Austen didn't write Persuasion for me to sleep on the romance of a ship at sea

[John Ʌ Konrad V @johnkonrad]

The moment you realize those old stunning, impossible looking oil paintings of sailing ships in storms were absolutely accurate.

[Erik Anderson @AwardsWatchErik]

Haven’t seen her once on my timeline today, need to correct that

[hannah ❤️‍🔥 @sippingaugust]

good morning when I said I don't believe in marriage, that was a lie

[judy hilarious @sagebeatlove_]

I’m calling a team meeting because what the fuck?

[Madeline @MaddyElizaG]

@FreddyLA7 Go to the National Cowboy and Western Heritage museum! They have a western town you can walk through!

[Brendon Burton @burtoo]

May in Appalachia

[sugarplum @proseluvr]

having more than two guests in a single day

[𝔎𝔞𝔯𝔞 ☻ @karasmarsh]

you've got mail, my ideal new york city life

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

“You handled it so well!”

Me the moment I got into my car

[Madeline @MaddyElizaG]

It's finally storming and I'm dressed real pretty if anyone feels like angrily professing their love for me on the street today or something, idk.

[irene anna❤️‍🔥 @enerianna]

april 29th to do list:

-chart the constellations in his eyes
-pay for you to know me
-put on your records and regret me
-bend the truth too far
-dance around it
-put on your headphones and burn my city

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

Golf was invented so people would know how big hail was

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Actually, we live on a planet where trees warn each other of danger through underground networks. where octopuses dream. where elephants return to the bones of their dead and stand over them in silence. where bees communicate through dance, showing each other where to fly. where flowers bloom...where crows remember human faces -especially those who were cruel to them - and pass that memory on to their young. where ants build entire cities. where cats purr at a frequency that can help heal bones. where forests, after fires, grow flowers first.

[☆ MiMi ☆ @princessnoias]

num dia vc ta assistindo esse filme e de repente boom vc tem mesmo 30 anos