Maddy Hofen

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[Maddy Hofen @MaddyHofen]

Someone told me I have “Adam Sandler energy” this week, so there’s that.

[Maddy Hofen @MaddyHofen]

My son just asked me what type of animal Bluey is.. so that was a little concerning 🥴

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Can’t stop thinking about Cynthia Erivo’s performance of Alfie

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Are you normal? Or do you cry every time you read the story of the prodigal son?

[Maddy Hofen @MaddyHofen]

3peat keeps asking what kind of turtle Shrek is. The concept of “ogres” is a confusing one. lol

Last week he asked what kind of animal The Grinch is.

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A student literally just told me “did you know you can sell one of your chromosomes for money?”

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Yesterday I had the best burger I’ve ever had in my life and I just want yall to know that

[Maddy Hofen @MaddyHofen]

Being super sick when you’re a single mom is SO HARD. Send all the prayers yall. 😭😵‍💫

[Maddy Hofen @MaddyHofen]

The hairstylist for Big Bang Theory always ate and left no crumbs

[Maddy Hofen @MaddyHofen]

Lupus is kicking my booty rn, but the steroids might be kicking it even harder 😅🙃 If you see me out here looking like a chipmunk, mind ya business

[Maddy Hofen @MaddyHofen]

I think it is apart of a boy’s genetic makeup to love their mom’s cooking. 3peat would fight anyone for his mama’s cooking and it absolutely melts my heart. 😭❤️👩🏼‍🍳

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Working with a kid with autism today, and the FIRST words out of his mouth to me were “Um, your nails are not real.” He CLOCKED ME.

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Not having a dishwasher is life-altering. 🙃

[Maddy Hofen @MaddyHofen]

0/10 do NOT recommend long-distance friendships. Bc I need @keyonnaparker_ here to eat junk food with me while I cry.

[Maddy Hofen @MaddyHofen]

Ira: “3peat, you’re tan!”
3peat: “No I not, I’m THREE!”

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3peat just walked into our room and said “You guys wanna play patty cake with me?” 🥹😭😂❤️ How could he be more precious????????????? HOW

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I present: $100 of groceries.

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@sugarshayshayy Omg for real? Bc I will do it

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Is everything in retrograde or something? Am I in retrograde? What’s going on

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@peachymomo97 Omg you’re KIDDING

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@thee_marioo LELE PONS????? I’m dead 💀 This has to be the worst lineup in history