Da Bestest

hhaayyy. i hav like the nicest and crazziest bf ever !!!

[A.i @iSpeakComedy]

Bella: You're pale, White, and Ice Cold, I know what you are. Edward: Say it......Out loud Bella............SAY IT! Bella: VANILLA Ice-cream

[A.i @iSpeakComedy]

Apple=Vitamin. Vitamin=Strength. Strength=Power. Power=Money. Money=Girls. Girls=Sex. Sex=Aids. Aids=Death. So who wants an apple?

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

Sex is a sensation caused by temptation. A guy sticks his location in a girls destination to increase the population of the next generation.

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

B I T C H = Beautiful Individual That Creates Hell

[🗣 Lets Talk Sex @ISexTalk101]

The one woman nobody can NEVER replace " My Mother " mom I love you R–T if you love your mother

[Rap-Up @RapUp]

Video: Lil Wayne - 'How to Love' http://t.co/rpYi6St

[AYYSIAN @AYYSIAN]

Do anyone else gets scared when you get a text that says : Can I ask you a question ?

[chuckie @iamchuckie]

good way to find out if your friends are dumb asses. text them to call your phone because you lost it and see what happens...

[𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐢𝐞𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐧. 🇯🇲 @xojahshari]

RT @YoWeaveStankHoe: That mini spaz attack you have when ur half asleep and u imagine yourself falling -__-

[TeenThings ™ @TeenThings]

I’m a girl. I overreact. I underestimate. I overestimate. I over think everything. I dream big. And when I say I love you, I’m not lying.

[𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐢𝐞𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐧. 🇯🇲 @xojahshari]

Mother. - › ‎3 years old - “mommy, i love you” 13 years old - “WHATEVER MOM !” 16 years old - “Mom is so... http://t.co/afJd3ID