Madolyn

my dog thinks I'm great

[Madolyn @MaddyMoose11]

I spend most of my free time watching videos of recipes for food I’m probably never going to make and of adorable animals I’m sadly never going to meet

[Barred and Bearded @RileeDHarrison]

All jobs listings should be required to post the salary or salary range. People should not have to interview for a position with no idea what the pay (or even pay range) will be because if the salary is a deal breaker then the interview wasted both theirs and the employer’s time.

[Madolyn @MaddyMoose11]

Apologies can go a long way... so does never getting one.

[Madolyn @MaddyMoose11]

@HMonteer Fine, I’m not going to talk to you anymore. In fact, I’ll just whisper. So by the time my voice reverberates off the wall and gets back to me... I won’t be able to hear it....

[‧͙⁺˚*･༓ abrienne ༓･*˚⁺‧͙ @siighchedelic]

what is joe bidens plan for bringing the cheesy potato loaded griller back to taco bell

[SiriusXM The Highway @highwaysiriusxm]

Do you think @lukecombs knows his songs backwards and forwards? Do YOU? 🎶 Watch Luke take on the #ReverseTheVerse challenge and see how you stack up! #TheHighway

[ryleigh denise @ryleighdenise]

a date to the pumpkin patch & watching scary movies all night sounds like pure bliss to me

[Madolyn @MaddyMoose11]

This is the first year I’ve lived in town to pass out candy to the cute little kids that go trick or treating and I will be so mad if COVID ruins that for me

[Madolyn @MaddyMoose11]

Everyone needs a dog. Literally, the highlight of my day was helping Olive (my dog) get her ball out from under the couch and then she looked at me like I was the most amazing person in the world. Everyone needs a dog

[Madolyn @MaddyMoose11]

@GGEnby1995 “Why am I dressed like a pirate in this restaurant?” They were pirates yet sang in a bad county accent. “Yehaw”

[Madolyn @MaddyMoose11]

COVID sucks because I can’t hold any babies to help my baby fever

[Madolyn @MaddyMoose11]

@_cayliej @L_Newlin I feel the same! I just got our back today

[doc hudson @dochudson_]

this is fucking bullshit

[Madolyn @MaddyMoose11]

I think in times like this we just need the take the words of Chris Janson to heart...
“I ain’t watchin’ tv today. Bad news it can just stay away. If you ain’t got anything good to say then shut... your... mouth...”

[Madolyn @MaddyMoose11]

I am done with... basically everything right now. I’m over it all.

[TheBachBabes @TheBachBabes]

Finale recap:

You go Hannah Ann.

You go Madi.

And fuck you, Barb.

#TheBachelor