phoebe

Nobody should die in a lawnchair

[samathon @petalinmycrack]

this is gonna be one hell of a good reaction video

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Everyone is gay

[a @hereditvry_]

try 2 hours without deborah vance

[jár @jarodzsz]

i feel like i'm one of the last 500 people on earth who does not use an ai chatbot in daily life

[trapper/rapper @lonthecelebrity]

Y’all don’t wanna get Pap smears, don’t wanna have abortions, don’t wanna get get on birth control, don’t wanna use condoms. What do yall wanna do besides fuck?

[Gabe @melchizedek420]

As the boomers begin dying off we must prepare ourselves to face the true enemy:

[aj 🧷 @ajjordanphoto]

really cool to read about how the government thinks i need to be neutralized for the crime of thinking being trans is fine while i’m on my lunch break and then have to go back to work so i can afford my overpriced groceries in the country that hates me. i feel awesome about this.

[bald @featureswifts]

this night singlehandedly started the sequence of events that would lead to reputation, Lover, folklore, evermore, Midnights, and TTPD

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

she is the best of us

[Hunter ♉︎ 🇻🇪 @Jv1i3n_]

“It’s just really hard to out-satire this world.”

I figured they must have been annoyed, because imagine thinking your series is over the top, and Trump is actually outdoing you in real life… 😭😭

[Wix @Wiixxy_y]

I really need him dead

[Dylan Ali @dylanali_]

Buddy I will walk down to DC and rewrite the constitution myself if it’ll get him in the White House

[phoebe @MaddyMorann]

I cannot believe I actually heard two DJs asking “why can’t I listen to Chris brown without judgement? What about R. Kelly?” Are you fucking kidding me? Yall are LAME as FUCK for even asking that question. I hope you BOTH feel ashamed!! This is for Stacy and hutch btw 🥰🖕🏻

[phoebe @MaddyMorann]

@ks95 the answer to the current question: when can we start seeing our favorite artists again? When referring to CHRIS BROWN?! The answer is NEVER. Going to his concert or supporting HIM is supporting a man who BEATS women? YES WE WILL JUDGE YOU FOR GOING TO HIS CONCERT!

[777 @_garrettcharles]

we’re supposed to

[ada @buddiestranger]

Poop and Shit have announced their joint toilet clog.

[rainygay @rainygay1]

So good I sent this to the family group chat

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This is a threat of genocide and merits removal from office. The President’s mental faculties are collapsing and cannot be trusted.

To every individual in the President’s chain of command: You have a duty to refuse illegal orders. That includes carrying out this threat.