Maddy Mortell

wow gee wiz golly wolly

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Mormon girls who loved one direction in 2012 are now democrats

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@steph_morales i've only started thinking about law school this past month. and it makes me want to throw up

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did i just take a "should i go to law school" quiz ahhh

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Yeah, it's just me, sitting here, outlining my weekly blog post. This week is about the parallels within Colin Firth's many roles. https://t.co/VlRjNMafQc

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ok genuinely interested in this little sponsorship between @zaynmalik and @HPPuzzlesSpells like how did this happen? @HPPuzzlesSpells you are zayn's pinned tweet. are you freaking out? what is the connection? my comms mind wants to know

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feeling super edgy with my double identity on twitter. follow me if you want. will probably resort to tweeting about one direciton tho no promises @MadelineMortell

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@zaynmalik @HPPuzzlesSpells Haha what

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Professors: your potential employers will look you up on Twitter

Me:

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do i usually have a headache on Tuesdays at 1pm or is it covid

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are my thoughts usually this messy or is it covid

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My review: If you squint, you can pretend it’s Colin Firth.

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And now the Keira knightley version tonight ! Wow ! Impressing myself !

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Hehe

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Also my favorite hobby is texting iMessage group chats and typing “emphasizing” and quoting the message. They think their iMessage is broken. But it’s just me typing. PRANK. This is always funny

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Sometimes im too lazy to switch to emoji keyboard so I just type “thumbs up”

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I’m messaging @BYU about my @onedirection self-embroidered mask. 2012 me is thriving!

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“Are you cold? Why are you wearing your sweatshirt hood?”

Me: frantically racking brain for any normal explanation

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The flag is at half-staff today to honor U.S. Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

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Happy Monday to me :)