Maddy Powell

Milkshakes melt, people change • PA/TN •

[Maddy Powell @MaddyPowell10]

So my 12 year old brother just bought Heelys (because he was jealous I had them in middle school) and this was his test run on them...

[Maddy Powell @MaddyPowell10]

I literally think the only way to get ahold of an actual human @SpiritAirlines is to drive to the damn airport. I’ve been calling and texting repeatedly for over an hour and it disconnects me EVERYTIME 🤬🤬🤬

[Maddy Powell @MaddyPowell10]

No one book @SpiritAirlines . They move your flight so you’re forced to cancel, then will not take any calls or answer texts when you need help with rebooking using that credit, so they can keep your money. I have $400 in credit about to expire because they won’t help me 🙃

[Maddy Powell @MaddyPowell10]

Ouch my fee-fees 🥺

[ji ☁️ @justmeji]

Haven’t seen this yet so

[Maddy Powell @MaddyPowell10]

@clairegrisss @RomanOttinger I feel this on a spiritual level.

[Maddy Powell @MaddyPowell10]

@ruth_graham @stonethadm

[Maddy Powell @MaddyPowell10]

@thebuzzy44 @heinzheaven “Strive for exellence, not perfection” is my personal favorite of @heinzheaven ‘s. This man’s wise words have stuck with me since 6th grade 👏🏼👏🏼

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

at what point in a downward spiral do you buy cbd from family video

[Maddy Powell @MaddyPowell10]

@prince_kristoff If the bish is wearing a bedazzled Bebe shirt... this behavior is expected 😂😂

[Maddy Powell @MaddyPowell10]

I just sold my unused graduation cap and gown on Poshmark. Mixed emotions because I earned my master’s degree and no one cares... but also I got $10 for it.

[Maddy Powell @MaddyPowell10]

How fun is THIS - I actually tried to go to bed at a decent time (12:30 pm), and my body misinterpreted it as an hour nap. So now I am WIDE awake at 2 am 🙃🙃🙃

[Maddy Powell @MaddyPowell10]

@rejectedjokes No joke, just last night I was wondering if you and @jennyslate knew this was a thing...

[Tenasia G. 🇩🇲 @its_Teeeeeeeee]

Everyone celebrating a birthday during quarantine 😭😔😂

[Kelly Washington @washingtonkelly]

Leslie Knope would have had a binder for this

[Maddy Powell @MaddyPowell10]

Quarantine Day SEVEN
@StoneHaley2 : “You got it, Sasquatch. Wait, sorry. I was trying out a new nick name for you and that’s just what came out....”
SOMONE COME RESCUE ME

[Maddy Powell @MaddyPowell10]

Quarantine Day 6
@StoneHaley2 : “Awe, wow! You put a bra on, good for you!!”
😑😑😑

[Maddy Powell @MaddyPowell10]

Tried to have an online meeting with my boss and she declined my invite four times because she thought I was “a stranger”.

[jess @cailluosucks]

2 hours 16 minutes and 43 seconds into self-quarantine:

[Maddy Powell @MaddyPowell10]

Find you a pup that‘s brave enough time go after the monster under your bed

[Maddy Powell @MaddyPowell10]

This is Ted, from accounting. It’s his first day on the job, wish him luck.