Sitting here at the Central Suburban League conference at Deerfield with @vhhsdanceteam alum Maddy Silbar! We are excited to watch these talented teams 🏆
I actually can’t describe the superiority complex I had as a young jewish child watching all my friends believe in santa and knowing I could ruin their worldview at any time. pull my hair on the playground I fuckin dare you Carson i’ll ruin your christmas
I returned a laptop power cord to Best Buy today because it didn’t work and I got a more sincere apology than Becca got from Arie
#TheBachelor#TheBachelorFinale
Missed Bachelor? Here’s a recap of every episode ever:
Her: I have a hard time opening up.
Him: I’m different.
Her: Okay, I’ll open up.
Harrison: Take a moment, say your goodbyes.
Her(crying in limo): I’ll die alone.
Him (toasting other women): We’re going to Jamaica!