Maddy Simanskis

✌️ CLT. Livin’ the adult life. She/her. Eric!

[Maddy Simanskis @Maddy_B_13]

@Jenna_Marbles thanks forgetting me excused frommySpanish homework.Myteacher better not make me do it!#playlistlive

[fran🍉 @bluervsh]

ragazze io a causa di questa serie da piccola credevo GENUINAMENTE di essere una sirena

[Autistic Lauren 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @Autistic_Lauren]

Remember that SpongeBob episode where King Neptune made thousands of patties at once using magic and they tasted like slop, whilst SpongeBob’s single patty tasted amazing because it was made with love and dedication?

This is a post about AI

[ellie @mikkosbff]

everybody cheered

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

How your email finds me

[🏆 - jason 🦥🪐 @spongebobsloth]

SVECH OH MY GOD

[cecidrai @cecidrais]

Getting shut out on home ice and watching your opponent lift the cup in your own barn 😭😭😭 Fuck you Vegas😭😭😭 May you forever be humiliated

[𝔪𝔞𝔯-𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔬𝔫 🏒✨ @muhriahbee]

FUCK THE KNIGHTS. ALL MY HOMIES HATE THE KNIGHTS.
DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD.

[ashes 🏒 @desolateashes]

IMAGINE GETTING SHUTOUT FOR THE STANLEY CUP ON HOME TURF LMFAOOOOOOOO

[NHL @NHL]

YOUR 2026 #STANLEYCUP CHAMPIONS!! 📸

[fork | HOCKEY BELONGS IN THE SOUTH @unforktunately]

experience andrei svechnikov

[NHL @NHL]

A #STANLEYCUP WINNING STORM SURGE!! 👏

[ESPN @espn]

THE CAROLINA HURRICANES HAVE WON THE STANLEY CUP FOR THE SECOND TIME IN FRANCHISE HISTORY! 🏆🏆

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

THE #CANES WIN THE CUP 

THE #CANES WIN THE CUP 
THE #CANES WIN THE CUP 
THE #CANES WIN THE CUP 
THE #CANES WIN THE CUP 
THE #CANES WIN THE CUP

[🏆 - jason 🦥🪐 @spongebobsloth]

Bussi you are INSANE

[Amanda at the rink 🏒✨ @amandaattherink]

I’ve never wanted something so badly for a group of men who have no idea I exist

[Maddy Simanskis @Maddy_B_13]

@Canes nothing will stop me from coming to a game/ tailgating with a problem ankle!
Okay, I might walk slower, but the vibes are strong!!

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

HE COST TAX PAYERS MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO SLEEP THROUGH THE ENTIRE GAME.

WHAT THE F*CK WAS THE POINT.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

If abortion is “unnatural”, then so is:
CPR
Viagra
Botox
Ozempic
Lip Fillers
Face Lifts
C-Sections
Pacemakers
Tummy Tucks
Laser Treatments
Organ transplants

Not your body. Not your choice.

[Caroline @carolinekwan]

cold stale ass burgers to celebrate their Olympic gold with their pedo king, it’s what they deserve 🤍

[el ✴︎˚｡⋆🍈 @thesubwaymp3]

and FUCK the us mens hockey team