maddy

professional 3rd wheel

[maddy @Maddy__Knight]

Tbh the older I get the more I realize that most adultier adults also have no idea what tf is going on and that's very reassuring to me

[maddy @Maddy__Knight]

@WisconsinHerd @4imprint @nbagleague 🥵

[Malik☂️ @maliktheoracle]

I turned 24 and started drinking ginger ale and going on walks. no more Twitter it’s time for Jazz

[maddy @Maddy__Knight]

@RedheadRalph @TYLERFASSBENDER That whole concert was a magical, emotional experience

[maddy @Maddy__Knight]

@bethborski7 Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do

[maddy @Maddy__Knight]

the entire bar just collectively (and rudely) just paid $8 to take the tambourine away from me and that’s show biz, baby

[maddy @Maddy__Knight]

@bethborski7

[maddy @Maddy__Knight]

Do you send people song recommendations and then watch their Spotify activity until you can see them listening to said song or are you normal

[Colli flower🍅 @RedheadRalph]

Parachutes is such a beautiful Sunday album, wow

[maddy @Maddy__Knight]

Meanwhile, in my parents’ living room, their rabbit is experiencing its first heartbreak

[maddy @Maddy__Knight]

@bethborski7 😢

[shosh @shoshmcgosh]

one time i was my college’s mascot for a basketball game.

emphasis on one time

[maddy @Maddy__Knight]

When you're trying to get into the Christmas spirit but then remember all of your responsibilities

[maddy @Maddy__Knight]

@bethborski7 I am the scab on the face of society

[maddy @Maddy__Knight]

Just know that if I ever put Sean Paul on it’s absolutely a sign that I’m getting trashed but in a good way

[UW-Oshkosh Athletics @UWOshkoshTitans]

Mallory Knight scored goals in the 22nd, 53rd and 63rd minute as @UWOWSoccer defeated UW-Platteville, 4-0, at J. J. Keller Field at Titan Stadium. Knight's hat trick was the Titans' first since Caitlin Casey tallied three goals against UW-Superior on 10/10/2009.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Day Chalked Up As Loss By 10:15 A.M. https://t.co/B4AvB29qt4

[maddy @Maddy__Knight]

@bethborski7 This whole scenario is not surprising to me but what I am shocked about is my ability to find a free shipping code

[maddy @Maddy__Knight]

I stepped on this mcchicken in the middle of the night last night (3/4 unconscious) and nearly died bc I thought it was a large frog

[maddy @Maddy__Knight]

@bethborski7 You know me too well

[maddy @Maddy__Knight]

Tonight I realized that self-actualization is indeed possible as my family and I drunkenly screamed along to top hits of the 90s while obliterating the competition at Harry Potter trivia