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[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

J Cole’s “Jada and Will love” lyric gets more complex every day

[m @Maddy_s14]

@jmpsw We love that for her

[m @Maddy_s14]

ok but when is @OldSpice going to make women’s deodorant but with the men’s deodorant formula???

[˗ˋˏ*̣̩⋆̩ 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚎 ⋆̩*̣̩ˎˊ˗ @FrickinDelanie]

let’s get this party McFuckin started

[m @Maddy_s14]

god knew he would’ve given me too much power if I could tan in the sun instead of from a bottle 🤦🏼‍♀️

[blessy @blessyilda]

LMFAOOOOO

[Toronto Police @TorontoPolice]

New emergency orders announced yesterday to help limit the spread of Covid-19 are now in effect. The Toronto Police Service will continue to engage, educate and enforce, but we will not be doing random stops of people or cars. 1/2

[Sean Hlabangwana @Sean_Cooldad]

I paid my daughter R20 for washing dishes but now that she’s sleeping I just stole it. She has to learn early that crime rate is high in this country

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Sometimes is ok to wake up and choose violence. At least once a month.

[Frank @frankiebcerv]

How do they know an animal is extinct like??? U looked everywhere????

[ash @mamiashleyy]

energy

[tommy💉 @__justtommy]

Bro I got HBO max, Disney plus, and a air fryer. You not finna talk to me crazy

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

i took a pill in IKEA

[john is toast @johnistoasted]

My dad and I went to a restaurant and the waiter pointed at the QR code on the wall and said “thats our menu” and left and my dad looked at it really close and said “Is this some kind of joke”