Maddy b

My spirit animal is a Goldfish Cracker: smiling but salty as hell

[Maddy b @Maddyb15]

Does anyone else feel like the Jonas Brothers are becoming the new male Kardashians..or is that just me?? 🤔

[Maddy b @Maddyb15]

@pal_zavala Rude. I just yawned

[Maddy b @Maddyb15]

I swear it would kill a Californian to wave “thank you” while driving 🙄

[Maddy b @Maddyb15]

@ebennett3630 “I need more of a man”

[Maddy b @Maddyb15]

Me when my sister calls me from the house phone and says, “I got my phone taken away because you were such a bad kid growing up!!!”

[Maddy b @Maddyb15]

Client at work, “ you’re like cousin that people either love or hate. There is really no in between” ...thanks ? #tellmesomethingIdontknow

[Maddy b @Maddyb15]

I moved to California lost 10 pounds, eat organic and sugar free most meals, my bff here is vegan/sober, and I go to therapy. Someone drag my ass back to the south and beat me with a bible

[Maddy b @Maddyb15]

Most days I can live with & love myself for being a procrastinator....and then some days I get off work at 11:30pm and come home to the task of putting on a fitted sheet because “ehh I’ll do it later” 😑

[Maddy b @Maddyb15]

I have laid in bed all day today. I’m finally doing Sundays right 👌🏼

[Maddy b @Maddyb15]

Anyone want to carry me to the gym??

[Maddy b @Maddyb15]

My parents both fight over who gets to sleep with the stuffed animal pig they have named Oinky...I’m not sure if that is adorable or concerning..🤔

[Maddy b @Maddyb15]

Mom: Do u need to be drinking w/ a broken foot? Also Mom: what r u plans after college? Do u wish u could go hiking? Dating anyone? How’s ur job? We should all go work out!

[Maddy b @Maddyb15]

New Years resolutions: exercise, be outdoors more (camp), eat better and drink less 2017: *cracked my foot* not allowed to do any physical activity for a month 😑

[Maddy b @Maddyb15]

If you ever want to be reminded about how slow and dumb people are, go to the airport 🙄

[Maddy b @Maddyb15]

If someone could remind me what sleep feels like I would love you forever. #4hrs

[Maddy b @Maddyb15]

Hey even if things are too busy remember someone out there loves you. Stop and give gratitude for that.

[Maddy b @Maddyb15]

I’m not sure if I will ever get over @samsmithworld new album.

[Maddy b @Maddyb15]

I could sleep for life times.

[Maddy b @Maddyb15]

All this 8am exam has taught me is..I’m not as young as I once was 👵🏼

[Maddy b @Maddyb15]

My mom sent me a care package for finals, when I called to thank her she said it was because she didn’t want to see anything on social media about how I was dying/starving because of finals....not sure how I feel about it now 😒