Maddy

h8 me cuz u ain’t me

[Maddy @Maddymaee_]

The hype is unreal

[Maddy @Maddymaee_]

*Now taking applications for a wedding date*

[Maddy @Maddymaee_]

My 93 year old grandma and I have kissed the same person and idk how that happens

[Maddy @Maddymaee_]

@RadioDana Lmk l look

[Maddy @Maddymaee_]

Why am I the person that is so obsessed with their birthday

[Maddy @Maddymaee_]

My favorite part of vacation is becoming besties with the servers and bartenders

[Maddy @Maddymaee_]

Working in the service industry during the holidays is an absolute TRIP

[Maddy @Maddymaee_]

The amount of money I would pay for my nails and hair grow as fast as my dogs

[Maddy @Maddymaee_]

One time my grandparents just started an apple orchard and now it’s my biggest personality trait

[Maddy @Maddymaee_]

Service industry TikTok is another breed and I LOVE us

[Maddy @Maddymaee_]

My 10 year old cousin told me she didn’t like “melted cheese” today and apparently she’s never had a Marg and queso

[Maddy @Maddymaee_]

@RylieSeidl I’ll join

[Maddy @Maddymaee_]

Only in Minnesota does a local news station have a contest every year to name a snow plow for the season

[Maddy @Maddymaee_]

Honestly my spotify wrapped is truly embarrassing so will not be sharing, thank yew

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Tamir Rice was 12-years-old when he was killed for holding a toy gun. Kyle Rittenhouse killed 2 people and was found not guilty. A justice system built by white people, to benefit white people, while families who have lost loved ones are given no solace.

[Maddy @Maddymaee_]

my drunk purchases lately have been an $8.99 charge to candy crush, plz take my phone away

[christine @christi02127678]

Did you know 900 Americans died the other day? Not in Afghanistan but in Florida 🤔

[Maddy @Maddymaee_]

PSA: according to some dude at the bar I am too fat to wear Jean shorts… so beware when you see me wearing them my fat may upset you!!!!!

[Maddy @Maddymaee_]

Drinking on a Thursday has been my shit since forever…. And I will still wake up tmrw questioning why tf I did this tonight