𝔪𝔞𝔡𝔡𝔶

escape the simulation

[kanYe Funnies @Kanye_Funnies]

IM FUCKING CRYING BRO

[mafe @nandaxiss]

MOTHEEER KYLIEEEE

[Jamie Campbell Bower @Jamiebower]

Babe I’m trying!

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

Nothing screams grieving a loss like “order now”

[Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator. @RudyHavenstein]

Normally if you die you just hope your wife doesn't remarry within the first three months, but I never even considered fireworks.

[autist @litteralyme0]

When you just had the worst work day of ur life and u see some random streamer complaining about how hard it is to play video games and get payed millions of dollars

[brewster @brewsternova]

Nobody bools anymore. In high school everyone was booling

[auntie Neeka @astoldbyneekz]

Everybody needs an Ensure or two

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

WOW BELLA HADID

[lily @GIRLIDI0T]

liking hate tweets about an album i will not be listening to

[. @seethewestwme]

charli: i’m suddenly thrown into the same social circles as one of the most successful female artists on the planet and am having complex emotions about my place compared to hers

taylor: that’s why you’re coked out and your career flopped for 10 years stay pressed hoe

[basith @basithladoo]

to do list:
bite the hand that feeds me
put all my eggs in one basket
kill two birds with one stone
let the cat out of the bag
think inside the box
burn bridges
walk on thin ice
play with fire

[𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚡 @bankolewya]

Not to mom shame but why are u letting the babies get mind controlled

[taoki @justalexoki]

this is unironically going to be a HUGE problem in the coming years

[🛒♡ ʝȶ ♥︎🛒 @92in1]

alright islanders for your next challenge everyone is going to take acid and stare at Vanna until you get scared

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

“Okay now one where you have that shit on please”