CountryBilly oom(MSTR, leaps)

RedPill for breakfast, Link pill for lunch. Steady yielding on the $btc $eth $avax farm. I hedge my wheat calls with weather futures.

[John Coogan @johncoogan]

Very few people pricing in a scenario where a rogue AI agent hacks into the FDA and unbans the original Four Loko

[SP @sspencerukk]

They’re calling it the most Friday Thursday on record

[Greco Gum @GrecoGum]

She got the ick when she heard my wind chimes were out of tune

[CountryBilly oom(MSTR, leaps) @MadeACoupleMili]

@ClarkGable777 This is awesome

[Clark Gable @ClarkGable777]

I have a mechanic buddy in Texas who, inexplicably, charges me 1995 prices for his work. He sleeps in his garage and rebuilds engines on a pool table. He says he’s never left the county. Every night he sits in a plastic chair and drinks beer and throws the cans in this pile

[CountryBilly oom(MSTR, leaps) @MadeACoupleMili]

@PiListingNews @elonmusk @grok Bro gtfo twitter and go fix Pi Mainnet. The Pi network is ass

[CountryBilly oom(MSTR, leaps) @MadeACoupleMili]

Double parking a Nissan Altima is just wild.

[☠️ Lost 😷 || mostly on bsky 🦋 ☠️ @FallenRockstars]

Urgent care is a very funny name for it because they do not treat you with any urgency nor do they care

[CountryBilly oom(MSTR, leaps) @MadeACoupleMili]

@Oaken9483 @Pat_Riot1962 @HumansNoContext Where? I’ve only ever heard of this being done on private lakes.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Alaskan bear corrects a fallen roadside cone

[CountryBilly oom(MSTR, leaps) @MadeACoupleMili]

@Tuteth_ @belliebearx93 @realDonaldTrump It costs like 10k for your own personal well so idk what you’re talking about lol

[CountryBilly oom(MSTR, leaps) @MadeACoupleMili]

@kaner1781 @LucidUnity0 Kobalt is for people that shop at Lowe’s, which speaks for itself.

[attorneydad @attorneydad]

New outlook signature just dropped

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

One of the best songs to ever come from a tv show or film.