Jıll Ƒoltz

Art, academia, TV, comedy, Texas Tech, candy. Mostly candy.

[Jıll Ƒoltz @MadeSadEasily]

I’d like to sign up for the internet for people who are already registered to vote, have never not been registered to vote, and might have a stroke if one more shiplap matcha influencer tells them to register to vote.

[Jıll Ƒoltz @MadeSadEasily]

Trying to find accounts I actually follow on native Twitter is like the Cowboys going for a PAT tonight. #occasionalsuccess OK bye

[Jıll Ƒoltz @MadeSadEasily]

I’m lost in this Twitter feed like when I have a bad dream about a house that turns into an abandoned shopping mall as I walk through it. #UXgoals?

[Jıll Ƒoltz @MadeSadEasily]

I like Twitter okay but not enough to use its psy op of an interface. If I can’t use #Echofon I guess that’s one more social media platform I won’t miss. #haventbeenonFBin11years

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

Good morning, not trying to be funny but I’m really having a hard time w/ the twitter app, does anyone have an update when Echofon will be back up & running, less is more & the twitter app has too much unnecessary stuff going on all at once❓

[Jıll Ƒoltz @MadeSadEasily]

He’s the only one of those guys I liked… Miss me with the Hegel for sure.

[Keith Orejel @keithdorejel]

I remember this one time in graduate school everyone spent seven years pretending they liked reading Foucault.

[Jıll Ƒoltz @MadeSadEasily]

America is a land of opportunity where even a pouty toddler can be a member of Congress.

[Jıll Ƒoltz @MadeSadEasily]

One thing I actually used to like about Congress was that they were more dignified than UK Parliament, at least while in chamber.

[Jıll Ƒoltz @MadeSadEasily]

Is there anyone Matt Gaetz won’t screw?

[Jıll Ƒoltz @MadeSadEasily]

Sorest Losers in the Building. | Texas Tech LB Dimitri Moore - Lane Kiffin's accusations 'false' https://t.co/u2sHpn30ZJ

[Tyler Thurmond @Ty_Thurmond]

When Texas Tech beat Ole Miss in Lubbock, Mike Leach put up 42 points.
The year he passes away, Joey McGuire puts up 42 points and beats Ole Miss. Sword has been swung coach. We swung our swords🥲. #WreckEm #MikeLeach #TaxActTexasBowl

[Jıll Ƒoltz @MadeSadEasily]

Not to mention the perpetual, pathological under-rating of #TexasTech athletics.

[Jıll Ƒoltz @MadeSadEasily]

Ole Miss is top trending topic: half the tweets are “this game was rigged” and the other half are “Kiffin has done a terrible job the last 6 games.” Nothing personal, but it seems like the stats preclude the need for a conspiracy theory. #WreckEm

[Jıll Ƒoltz @MadeSadEasily]

As a FB coach, I would be legendary for literally never going for 2. #riskaverse #PATFTW

[Jıll Ƒoltz @MadeSadEasily]

I’m the older brother.

[Luka Donthičć @landahoy14]

this is not your older brother’s texas tech defense

[Jıll Ƒoltz @MadeSadEasily]

A game rigged in our favor would be a monumental first for the program.

[Jıll Ƒoltz @MadeSadEasily]

How do you get multiple targeting calls and not think “maybe we should stop intentionally brutalizing the other team”? …as the crawler is all news about NFL players on concussion protocol. #WreckEm #notliterally #itsjustaslogan

[Jıll Ƒoltz @MadeSadEasily]

The Texas Tech “come to our college it’s cool we have astronauts” ads are absolutely smoking the “in Oxford it’s humid and we wear pleated pants” ads. #WreckEm #FromHereItsPossible

[Jıll Ƒoltz @MadeSadEasily]

No offense but the Big XII has the hottest students.

[This should not be construed as me being into students. Purely an aesthetic observation.]