TNT’s Powehouse of Chaos (Not @RealWardlow)

You’re all living in a world ruled by the most dangerous and muscular force known to man, problem? Step the hell up or step aside!

[TNT’s Powehouse of Chaos (Not @RealWardlow) @MadeTheMayhem]

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You’ve all been living in Wardlow’s World, a world filled with misery and painful nights for those who dare themselves to begin challenging the their ruler, their champion, the leader of their free world. Nothing’s ever stopping the carnage!
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[TNT’s Powehouse of Chaos (Not @RealWardlow) @MadeTheMayhem]

/ Well, I’m finally back from a not so little break… pick my poison!

[TNT’s Powehouse of Chaos (Not @RealWardlow) @MadeTheMayhem]

Eyes up, and hands down because class is official in session.

[TNT’s Powehouse of Chaos (Not @RealWardlow) @MadeTheMayhem]

Listen, if I wanted to move to a shitty town like Cincinnati, Dayton, or even Columbus… I’d lose a bet and force myself to comply— even then I won’t enjoy a single damn second. Besides, my wife deserves much better then your dumb of a hometown.

[✘ 赤いフード ℙrince ✘ | Not @JonMoxley. @BerserkProdigy]

.@MadeTheMayhem I heard Dayton putting up sales for some houses. Right now it’s the best place (next to cincy) to live in.

I want better for you. Think about it if you have little Wardlow and Taynara babies you and the wife want to move on up out of there for your kids.

[TNT’s Powehouse of Chaos (Not @RealWardlow) @MadeTheMayhem]

Now, let’s not walk around saying some stupid shit like this Moxley.

[✘ 赤いフード ℙrince ✘ | Not @JonMoxley. @BerserkProdigy]

Cleveland sucks.

[TNT’s Powehouse of Chaos (Not @RealWardlow) @MadeTheMayhem]

Oh to say something and make everyone lose their shit again.

[TNT’s Powehouse of Chaos (Not @RealWardlow) @MadeTheMayhem]

What’s all the fuss about, Tay’s only getting the best nights of her life when she spends them with me.

[TNT’s Powehouse of Chaos (Not @RealWardlow) @MadeTheMayhem]

@PaintMeMyDear Cover your eyes, you don’t need to see her in her most vulnerable state.

[TNT’s Powehouse of Chaos (Not @RealWardlow) @MadeTheMayhem]

You heard me, now get your ass over here.

[TNT’s Powehouse of Chaos (Not @RealWardlow) @MadeTheMayhem]

Let’s not make such ridiculous suggestions now… besides, we still haven’t celebrated our most recent wins the proper eat. Eating you out while doing the powerbomb sympathy into the mattress, until you tap out.

[TNT’s Powehouse of Chaos (Not @RealWardlow) @MadeTheMayhem]

@SharpCurvesKill and Me.

[TNT’s Powehouse of Chaos (Not @RealWardlow) @MadeTheMayhem]

/ Happy Birthday to the best person who’s walking this planet (@SharpCurvesKill) who’s always been making my days happier and life better. I’m wishing you nothin but the best today and may all your wishes come true because you truly deserve it for being so amazing!

[TNT’s Powehouse of Chaos (Not @RealWardlow) @MadeTheMayhem]

These fellas making me throw some hands during my day off— nothing new here!

[Crimson Lunacy ✠ (Not @JonMoxley) @SinFromSatan]

#FireSammyGuevara, let’s exile this scumbag from wrestling for good!

[TNT’s Powehouse of Chaos (Not @RealWardlow) @MadeTheMayhem]

Tonight, there’s only one machine causing mayhem and the other will be left fully broken down within the heap of their own failure. Brian Cage, you’ll learn that you’re entering my world and quickly find out you can’t hang with the Face of TNT!

[TNT’s Powehouse of Chaos (Not @RealWardlow) @MadeTheMayhem]

We all know two men never really did shit in that “triple” powerbomb, that’s why I should win.

[✘ 赤いフード ℙrince ✘ | Not @JonMoxley. @BerserkProdigy]

Lets get democracy on the line @MadeTheMayhem

[TNT’s Powehouse of Chaos (Not @RealWardlow) @MadeTheMayhem]

WIFEHAUSEN IS REALLY STARTING A CULT TO TRANSFORM ME INTO THE WARDLOW!

[TNT’s Powehouse of Chaos (Not @RealWardlow) @MadeTheMayhem]

AH YES, THE WORLD OF WARDLOW!

[TNT’s Powehouse of Chaos (Not @RealWardlow) @MadeTheMayhem]

Hopefully wifehausen picks a good one if that choice wins.

[✘ 赤いフード ℙrince ✘ | Not @JonMoxley. @BerserkProdigy]

I love democracy.

[TNT’s Powehouse of Chaos (Not @RealWardlow) @MadeTheMayhem]

/ Dear lord, let me be more active… pick who I should be.